“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” - Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes)

“Who was the first guy that looked at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?” - Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes)

“Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine, and valleys of frustration and failure.” - Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes)

Note:  Calvin & Hobbes are fictional characters from the comic series created by Bill Watterson.