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Never Trust A Spell Checker

By Gary Woltal

Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty 0575737

October 25, 2009 08:50 AM

Kitty

"Ode to the Spell Checker"

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare le a ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew

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Charles Buell

Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA

Seattle Home Inspector

Gry, I thnk u bttr gt a nw spll chckr dng qck!

Oct 25, 2009 10:13 AM

William Feela

WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN

Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Gary..I Taught dah spleening vas yust peeerfect. Ya sure! have a great night

Oct 25, 2009 10:22 AM

Diane Rice

Rice Prprty Mgmnt & Rlty, LLC, South Holland, IL - Lansing, IL

SFR, SRES, CNC

Hi Gary! I did one of those posts before called... will-sumbody-puleeese-fire-the-spellchecker??

Mine was NOT as brilliant as yours though! You had fun making it didn't yew?

Oct 25, 2009 10:25 AM

Andrea Swiedler

Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices New England Properties - New Milford, CT

Realtor, Southern Litchfield County CT

Gary, altho spel cheker iz muy freind, itz nut a guud enuff 1.

Oct 25, 2009 10:58 AM

Valerie Osterhoudt

Johnson Real Estate, Inc. - Cromwell, CT

ABR, Cromwell, CT Real Estate ~ 860.883.8889

Gary.. This is scary.. I read dis wif no problem. Hmmm I wonder wat this sez about me? Great blog.

valerie osterhoudt

Oct 25, 2009 11:05 AM

Patricia Beck

RE/MAX Properties, Inc., ABR, GRI, SRES - Colorado Springs, CO

Colorado Springs Realty

Ha,ha! I like your new pic Gary!

Oct 25, 2009 11:40 AM

Don Rogers

Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO

Realtor, Broker, CDPE, GRI, OnullFallon MO & St Charles County MO homes

I am thankful for the gramer cheker it sur servs me well.

Oct 25, 2009 01:00 PM

Ellen Crawford

Maximum One Executive REALTORS® - Alpharetta, GA

Alpharetta Real Estate Agents & Alpharetta REALTOR

I have found more than once that here on AR a lot can get through the cracks.

Oct 25, 2009 01:06 PM

Mara Hawks

First Realty Auburn - Auburn, AL

Inactive-2012 REALTOR - Homes for Sale Auburn Real Estate, AL

Oh this had me laughing out loud (in fact, I startled myself! :-) fun, phun!

Oct 25, 2009 01:14 PM

John Cannata

214-728-0449 http://TexasLoanGuy.com - Frisco, TX

Texas Home Mortgage - Purchase or Refinance

That was painful to read. LOL I assume it took you some time to put together.

Oct 25, 2009 02:04 PM

Pat Laracy Baker

Realty Executives Boston West - Holliston, MA

Pat Baker Dream Home Maker

I ogt a kick out of that Gary. You are clever. The picture of the cat was cute too.

Oct 25, 2009 02:29 PM

Irene Tron

Valparaiso, IN

Very funny! I bet you had some fun coming up with this post.

Oct 25, 2009 02:54 PM

Kate Elim

Dockside Realty - Spotsylvania, VA

Realtor 540-226-1964, Selling Homes & Land a

Hi Gary...That was priceless! I'll be sharing that with others. Thanks.

Kate

Oct 25, 2009 03:00 PM

Carol Culkin

Diamond Partners Inc - Overland Park, KS

Overland Park Residential Real Estate

Gary - tahnk goodnes for spellchekers...findz my many typeos too.

Oct 25, 2009 04:31 PM

Theodora Wu

TJ Investments - Burien, WA

This has been funny, a great way to start the week. I'm sure that I have been guilty of some misspelled words or misused words.

Oct 25, 2009 06:19 PM

Jesse Clifton

Jesse Clifton & Associates - Fairbanks, AK

Leave it to you to come up with this... Very clever indeed. I will admit it took my old brain a minute to read it though...

Oct 25, 2009 08:14 PM

Elizabeth Weintraub Sacramento Broker

Elizabeth Anne Weintraub, Broker - Sacramento, CA

Put 40 years of experience to work for you

I see you're a natural for LOL cats, Gary. Have you posted any photos on that site? If so, let me know, and I'll run over and recommend your entry. I scroll through that site every time I get annoyed, which is why I can stay so happy in this business. Turn frustration into laughter, I say.