I'm going to move to Amador County for awhile.
No, not my house, or my offiice, just my ActiveRain Head. I'm moving my ActiveRain Head to Plymouth, California, Home of Marlene and Greg's.
Yes, I'm number one in El Dorado Hills here on Active Rain, but I'm not sure what fraction of $1.75 I need to add to that to obtain the proverbial cup of coffee. Also, I'm actually doing quite well for El Dorado Hills elsewhere on the real Internet, you know, the one with Google driving.
Bridget said I should move to Amador County, because she'd like to see some more business happening there.
Plus, OK, let's be honest. I want to be #1 in a whole county, and Amador is after all in Elite's service area.
The nice thing about being the broker is I can pretty much bounce my nimble ActiveRain Head anywhere I want in my service area, and not worry a bit about having to actually drive where it shows up, since in the unlikely event that a client finds me here, I'll have one of my excellent agents do a great job as they always do with him / her / them.
I was going to bounce over to Placer County for awhile, but Placer County is pretty much sewn up by that gorgeous virtual assistant, Laura Monroe. Darn, that girl is eyeball friendly. I don't even want to show up in Placer County. Nobody will look at my pathetic ActiveRain Head with Laura on the page.
At the risk of giving away the Coalition Invasion Plan: later on in the year, the nimble ActiveRain Head of Johnnie will lead his little point troops north again across the Consumnes River. We'll turn left at Poor Red's and head west toward Route 50, then west some more on Route 50, conquering Folsom briefly, then marching on to the right flank of the invincible fortress of Gena Reide.
There we will build an encampment, and Cookie will make the troops coffee.
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