Just in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed due to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions that appears on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (but that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! .You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.  Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (yeesh... i hate to think about "irregular" soap.)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & SpencerBreadPudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I'm speechless.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the
rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (well, we sure wouldn't want that... would we?)

On many brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (I wonder what the third option is?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (the "other" use.... the "other" use... now I'm intrigued)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (alert the media!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (insert your own punchline here.)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (was there really a need for this label? yikes!)