I go, begrudgingly, to the Dr. for my yearly talking to. My wife seldom believes what I tell her what the Doc has to say. So, this year I told her to come with. After the exam, the Doctor pulled my wife aside...
"You need to follow some instructions or I am afraid that your husband isn't going to make it."
1. Every morning you need to make a hat and healthy breakfast for him before he heads off to work so he can start his day off right.
2. At lunch, you need to make him a nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he heads back to work.
3. Dinner, make him a nice meal, and don't burden him with chores.
4. Have sex with him and satisfy his every whim.
ON the way home, I asked My wife..."Well, what did the Doctor say to you?"
She looked at me and said..."The Doctor said you are going to die!"