Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.

Executive ability is a talent for deciding something quickly and getting someone else to do it.

The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is that you usually have to eat them.

Most accidents are caused by motorist who drive in high while their mind is in neutral.

Drive carefully, Uncle Sam needs every taxpayer He can get.

If you think seatbelts are uncomfortable, you've never tried a stretcher.

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4 Comments on Quips and Quotes

JUN
24
2007
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Charles, I enjoyyed these - bring more of them back.  Just one modification though, about success - perhaps the boss has a sister?

Now Have a Blessed Day,

John Occhi, Hemet CA REALTOR
Hemet CA Real Estate
7:14pm • #1
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Somedays you're the pigeon, somedays you're the statue. 

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 

It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others. 

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day. 

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? 

You got me started, Charles... but just one more.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 

7:15pm • #2

Thanks John and Andrew.

You are both great.

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7:24pm • #3
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Thanks John and Andrew for my Sunday afternoon levity.
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