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Top 10 Houses to Avoid while Trick-or-Treating

10. Any house that seems to be imploding into a hole in the ground.

9. Any house made of gingerbread.

8. Any house that has ornamental lawn Hell Hounds.

7. Any house whose only entrance is through the basement.

6. Any house where all the windows are glowing with eerie green light.

5. Any house that keeps growling, "Get out"

4. Any house where the trophy animal heads on the walls are talking.

3. Any house that has a bloody wood chipper prominently displayed in the front yard.

2. Any house with a yard full of statues of people in odd running poses.

And the number 1 house to avoid...

1. Any house that wasn't there a couple of seconds ago.

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Posted by Jim & Maria Hart ~ Charleston, SC Real Estate on 10/30/2009 10:27 AM

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14 Comments on Funny Friday ~ Quick Halloween Humor

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LOL! Love the logo pumpkin! This is great advice! I will also add another one...

11. Any REO home where the windows are covered in wood and the front door is secured with a rasp and padlock!!! :o)))

Happy Halloween!!!

Jim & Maria, Thanks for the adivice....I love the pumkin.....

O boy that covers every house around here this time of year.....now what am I going to do?.....very funny thanks for the warning.....peace zane

That list sounds like the who's who of foreclosure properties. Great Pumpkin!

Great list! One to add - Avoid any house where the person giving out the candy sneezes in the bowl!

Hey, Jeani. That is too funny, yet true. Thanks, Jim

Hey, Esther. Thanks, we hope that you have a great Halloween.

Hey, Zane. That is every house around here as well. LOL, Jim

Hey, Randi. Yeah, it all came from our local MLS (just kidding). Take care, Jim

Hey, Pamela. Yeah, avoid the sticky candy. Yuckie!

Jim & Maria...I also caution my to stay away from houses that have pick ups with multiple gun racks and the sound of Banjo music clearly play loud enough to hear on your approach to the front door. (P.S. this eliminates quite a few places here).