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Laugh Out LOUD Friday: Happy Halloween, a few jokes you can share with your kids.

By Robert Rauf

Mortgage and Lending with CMG Home Loans NMLS 248937

October 30, 2009 04:35 AM

How do you fix a broken Jack-O-Lantern?
- With a Pumpkin patch of course.

Why Don't Mummies go on vacation?
- They are afraid they will relax and unwind.

Why Didn't the Skeleton dance at the party?
- He had no body to dance with

Have a great week!

Rob

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Alan May

Jameson Sotheby's International Realty - Evanston, IL

Home is where the hearth is.

true groaners.

Oct 30, 2009 04:37 AM

Bob Haywood

McGraw Realtors - Owasso, OK

BobHaywood.com

Hey Rob, thanks for the laugh today! Those are great jokes that remind me of the innocence of childhood!

Brian K. White

RE/MAX Alliance Group - Gilbert, AZ

These are better when told face to face so you can see the person scowl for not guessing the obvious answer.

Oct 30, 2009 04:40 AM

CMG Home Loans - Toms River, NJ

Alan, I groaned as I typed them!

Thanks Bob, Happy Halloween!

Oct 30, 2009 04:41 AM

Donne Knudsen

Los Angeles & Ventura Counties in CA - Simi Valley, CA

CalState Realty Services

Rob - LOL! Those were great. Thx for the Friday morning laugh. Have a good day Rob and a wicked weekend. :)

Oct 30, 2009 04:42 AM

Barb Fischer

Big Block Realty - La Mesa, CA

San Diego and La Mesa Real Estate

Love it! Thanks for the family-friendly jokes....

Oct 30, 2009 04:43 AM

Brian, EXACTLY! they are portable jokes.

Oct 30, 2009 04:44 AM

Hi Donne! what are you going to be for Halloween?

Oct 30, 2009 04:45 AM

Barb, Happy to share. Usually I have to put a PG13 or worse on my friday posts!

Oct 30, 2009 04:46 AM

Steve Loynd

Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH

800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Robert...Relatively clean, and could share with my teen son, have a great Halloween. Steve

Oct 30, 2009 05:03 AM

Thanks for stopping by Steve, have a great weekend.

Oct 30, 2009 05:42 AM

Kathryn Gorham

Green Key Realty - Emerald Isle, NC

Emerald Isle NC Crystal Coast

So what adolescent shared these gems with you? Thanks for the laugh

Oct 30, 2009 08:04 AM

Rob - going to a party on Sat nite and I'll be a bar wench and hubby is going as a priest, who is going to do his best to "bless" me with his "heavenly" powers. LOL

Oct 30, 2009 08:12 AM

Jane Cross

Homes By Cross serving Charlotte NC Real Estate Needs - Charlotte, NC

Rob, I am just a big enough dork to love all three of those! I have already shared them with my kids (all adults) who now are confirming (amongst themselves) that I am a dork. Happy Halloween-I hope your gang has lots of fun!

Oct 30, 2009 09:19 AM

Thanks for the comments everyone. I have one more to share:

Why cant witches have babies?
- because warlocks have Hollow-weenies.

That one had my 17yr old daughter laughing entirely too much!

Nov 02, 2009 03:37 AM

Not a real person

San Diego, CA

You can share those with anyone, although adults might groan. Now the one in your comment #15, hmmmmmm.

Nov 02, 2009 02:16 PM

Laugh Out LOUD Friday: Happy Halloween, a few jokes you can share with your kids.

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