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Laugh Out LOUD Friday: Happy Halloween, a few jokes you can share with your kids.

How do you fix a broken Jack-O-Lantern?
- With a Pumpkin patch of course.

Why Don't Mummies go on vacation?
- They are afraid they will relax and unwind.

Why Didn't the Skeleton dance at the party?
- He had no body to dance with

Have a great week!

Rob

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Posted by Robert Rauf on 10/30/2009 11:35 AM

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16 Comments on Laugh Out LOUD Friday: Happy Halloween, a few jokes you can share with your kids.

OCT

true groaners.

Hey Rob, thanks for the laugh today! Those are great jokes that remind me of the innocence of childhood!

These are better when told face to face so you can see the person scowl for not guessing the obvious answer.

Alan, I groaned as I typed them!

Thanks Bob, Happy Halloween!

Rob - LOL! Those were great. Thx for the Friday morning laugh. Have a good day Rob and a wicked weekend. :)

Love it! Thanks for the family-friendly jokes....

Brian, EXACTLY! they are portable jokes.

Hi Donne! what are you going to be for Halloween?

Barb, Happy to share. Usually I have to put a PG13 or worse on my friday posts!

Robert...Relatively clean, and could share with my teen son, have a great Halloween. Steve

Thanks for stopping by Steve, have a great weekend.

So what adolescent shared these gems with you? Thanks for the laugh

Rob - going to a party on Sat nite and I'll be a bar wench and hubby is going as a priest, who is going to do his best to "bless" me with his "heavenly" powers. LOL

Rob, I am just a big enough dork to love all three of those! I have already shared them with my kids (all adults) who now are confirming (amongst themselves) that I am a dork. Happy Halloween-I hope your gang has lots of fun!

NOV

Thanks for the comments everyone. I have one more to share:

Why cant witches have babies?
- because warlocks have Hollow-weenies.

That one had my 17yr old daughter laughing entirely too much!

You can share those with anyone, although adults might groan. Now the one in your comment #15, hmmmmmm.

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