I was inspired to tell my one and only Halloween joke, when looking through some of yours.

Its a little bit naughty but, we are all grown-ups here.

What do you get when you cut out your Pumpkin too soon...before Halloween?

   A Pre- Mature A-Jack-O'Lantern.

Take it easy this weekend the shoes you may be puking on could be mine...

My two Volunteers to hand out candy to the local school, and they close every deal they write...

don't ever try to get out of your contract with these two.

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22 Comments on What do you get when>>>? <<<<Halloween joke.

OCT
30

Love it!
12:25pm • #1
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Steve, that's funny...You do have the same pic.  You have been looking at my pics on my computor.
12:26pm • #2
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Steve, enjoyed the pumpkins...I felt like that bottom pumpkin once or twice...hopefully not tomorrow.
1:12pm • #3
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Nick...that is part of the fun of Halloween you get to be someone -else for the night...and it doesn't count the next day (unless someone recognizes you). Steve
1:21pm • #4
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Steve... I like your pumpkins.. the one in the middle reminds me... of me when I was younger.. Like a week or two ago. LOL.  Knowing that you've had too much to drink.. but not enough to get sick.

valerie osterhoudt
2:39pm • #5
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Val...We are all entitled to regress a bit, and Halloween is the prefect time to act like a kid.
2:59pm • #6
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Hysterical photo --- drunk pumpkins...!!
3:33pm • #7
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LOL. Love the Halloween joke Steve! 

Have a good one,

Steve
3:34pm • #8
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OMG, this is so bad....  I'll have to share it with my sister!
3:56pm • #9
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Mirela...This is exactly what I wanted to hear...that is so bad...I'll share it with my friends.
5:43pm • #10
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Steve, very fun quippy post...my favorite would have to be the ol' shoe puke! That's right, folks...lose it on your own shoes, not mine!
6:05pm • #11
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LOL Nice puking pumpkin...and the pre-mature one was funny! Did you pass out candy with your logo on it?  =)

Sincerely,

Kathleen
6:46pm • #12
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Kathleen...I was taking pictures, The evil queens had the crowd well in hand....We did offer free logo tattooing to anyone under 9 you have to start sometime, and the younger the better.
6:59pm • #13
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Jane, All I can say is I like where your head is at!,  Have a fun and safe Halloween.
7:02pm • #14
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The only Pagan holiday we are allowed to howl at the moon and nobody blinks!
7:19pm • #15
OCT
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Very funny, Steve - That is a newer version than the one floating around that has the pumpking getting sick in the toilet. I like yours better!
7:16am • #16
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Leesa..Whats on your Halloween agenda to night...I like trick-or-treating with the kids?
7:21am • #17
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Dear Steve,

Here is wishing you a spooktacular Halloween. Thanks for sharing the photos of your staff. So where is the photo of your Halloween costume?!

;)=

<that is my vampire smile in honor of Halloween>
9:00am • #18
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Betina...My last years costume (with the wife) is the family Butcher above...We gave away a lot of meat that night.
9:23am • #19
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The costume of you and your wife is pretty good Steve!

Your joke is funny too! Have a wonderful Halloween.
11:18am • #20
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Thanks Terrie What can we expect from you on this all hallows eve?...I expect a photo!!
11:47am • #21
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Too much pumpkin juice can make one ill. Not a pretty sight.
5:06pm • #22

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