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A Halloween Tale that Will Make You Die Laughing

One late Halloween night, a man is walking home alone.

Behind him he hears: BUMP BUMP BUMP

Walking faster he looks back and through the fog he sees the image of an upright casket banging it's way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP BUMP BUMP

Terrified, the man begins to run as fast as he can.

The casket is crashing down the street towards him.

BUMP BUMP BUMP

He begins running faster.

He reaches his home, reaches the door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in and slams and locks the door behind him.

BUT, the casket comes crashing through the door.

The casket lid begins opening and slamming shut.

SLAM BUMP

It's right behind him.

The terrified man rushes upstairs to the bathroom. He locks himself in. His heart is racing. His head is spinning. He is short of breath.

With a loud crash the casket comes breaking down the door.

The casket is coming right FOR him!

The man screams in terror and he doesn't know what to do. He looks around. He reaches for something, anything that he he can get his hands on. But, all he finds is a bottle of cough syrup. Desperately he throws the bottle of cough syrup straight at the casket and...

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS??????

The coffin stops.

Get it, coffin...stops...

Pretty bad huh? This reminds me of the kind of jokes my older sister Jean tells.

The punch line just kills you!

Get it? Kills you...

Okay, that was bad, I know.

My friend Ed from Texas sent this one. Thanks Ed!

Have a Safe and Happy Halloween.

Posted by Sandy Shores, Melbourne/Palm Bay FL, Brevard County Real Estate & Investing on 10/31/2009 03:40 PM

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16 Comments on A Halloween Tale that Will Make You Die Laughing

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That's a great chuckle!!! Thanks for the smile this afternoon!

Sandy...I honestly didn't see that coming, but it does get dark early around here...Have a Great Halloween.

I had to read it twice! How silly am I.

Sandy, that was really funny! Thanks for the giggles.

I got so engrossed in reading the text that I read right over the punch line, and tried to figure out why you were talking about your sister and not finishing the story. Duhhh! Thanks for sharing.