If you are looking for a TREAT, take a look at these SCREAMING DEALS! 

All of these sellers have reduced their homes to be priced competitively with SHORT SALES - but what a TREAT it will be to NOT bring you MONTHS of HEAD BANGING UNCERTAINTY.  These homes can all close quickly!  No TRICKS or overwhelmed loss mitigation departments to SUCK THELIFE OUTA YOU for trying to get a good deal!

$175,000  This first house is absolutely charming and would be a perfect starter or retirement home.  Empty nesters or snowbirds who like to head south for the winter?  This home sits on the 6th Fairway of BEAUTIFUL AVONDALE GOLF COURSE!  It is the least expensive home on the golf course, and although compact, it has 3 bedrooms and two full baths!  Add a garden shed, heated and insulated garage and an RV parking pad.  WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU WAITING FOR?????????????????

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$245,000  If you need more bedrooms than a typical suburban home YOUR SEARCH IS OVER!  This BEAUTY has no BEASTLY price tag, the seller is selling for less than she paid BEFORE she finished the basement! That's enough to make anyone SCREAM!  FIVE BEDROOMS means there is a private HIDEOUT for all the little goblins!  This great home sits on almost a quarter acre and is directly across from a beautiful cemetery park!  No neighbors to HAUNT you directly out front, or out back!  I DOUBLE DARE YOU to find a better 5 bedroom home anywhere close to this price! 

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$165,000  HOLY SMOKE!  Here is a 4 bedroom house that is for sale for many thousands less than he paid for it!  No TERROR in this price tag!  The master bedroom is huge, with a closet so big you may never find the missing bodies sock! All four bedrooms are upstairs.  You can do the MONSTER MASH right on down the street to haunted BEAUTIFUL Sunshine Meadows Park.  No need to wait for a FULL MOON to STEAL THIS HOUSE!  Get moving today before someone BEATS YOU to it! 

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$159,000  If you are looking for a main level master bedroom, HERE IT IS!  BOO!  This is a STARTLING PRICE for a great & nearly new 4 bedroom home in The Landings just a STONES THROW from a fabulous NEW CEMETERY PARK!  No HOWLING AT THE MOON in frustration trying to get a SCREAMING DEAL that can CLOSE QUICKLY!  Two full baths and three more bedrooms upstairs make this a real TREAT.  The washer and dryer are included to help you CLEAN UP THE EVIDENCE LAUNDRY!  Give me a SHOUT to get the ball rolling!

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