As a bagpiper, I was asked to play at a graveside service for a man who had no family or friends.
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The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery in the countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there. I became lost and finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew who were eating lunch but the hearse was nowhere in sight.

I assured the workers that this was the proper thing to do. They gathered around and I played out my heart and soul. They began to weep and I played like I'd never played before.

As I went to my car, I overheard one of the workers say, "Man, I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been puttin' in septic tanks for 20 years."

 

 

 

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14 Comments on The Tardy Bagpiper's Story (Humor)

NOV
04
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Hi Gabe,

As I come from Scotland originally, I am familiar with a variation of that joke but, even so, it still makes me giggle!  Thank you!

Steve

7:40am • #1

That's a good one for the morning. I'll pass around.

7:40am • #2

Mo disrespect to anyone, but that really did give me the giggles.  Thank you..

Julie Hegyi
7:57am • #3
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Gabe...

Good one ... but it reminds me that my septic tank might need servicing!

8:39am • #4

Gabe,

That was very funny and a great way to start my day.  I woke up with a headache, a little cranky, but this instantly made me feel better. Thanks.

8:43am • #5
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Thanks Steve.

You're welcome Julie.

Richard, that's an interesting unintended result of a joke.

You're very welcome Mercedes.

11:26am • #6
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Hi Gabe!
Thanks for the morning giggle...I shared it with the others around my desk as well.  Love it!

12:48pm • #7
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You're welcome Paula, glad everyone liked it.

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We can always count on you for some humor, thanks Gabe.

 

5:28pm • #9
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05
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GOOD MORNING GABE!  OMG this is about the funniest thing I have heard all week!  I love your humor posts!  --Gab

5:30am • #11

Very funny, Gabe. I was wondering were the ending was going. Ha!!!

8:27am • #13

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