Once upon a time, there was a little blogger
who had a little blog at
. He was friends with a dorky duck
named Quackers, a stupid squirrel
named Nutsy, and a cryptic crow
named Raven (and then there were the hundreds of other friends).
One day the little blogger
found some blog fodder
in the bathroom. The little blogger
had an idea. He would post this fodder
to his blog.
The little blogger
asked his friends, "Who will help me post this fodder
to my blog?"
"Not I," quacked the dorky duck
.
"Not I," squealed the stupid squirrel
.
"Not I," squawked the cryptic crow
.
"Then I will," said the little blogger
. So the little blogger
posted the fodder
to his blog all by himself.
When the fodder
had been posted, the little blogger
asked his friends, "Who will help me spread this fodder
around
?"
"Not I," quacked the dorky duck
.
"Not I," squealed the stupid squirrel
.
"Not I," squawked the cryptic crow
.
"Then I will," said the little blogger
. So the little blogger
spread the fodder
all around
all by himself.
When all the fodder
was spread around, the little blogger
asked his friends, "Who will help me take the fodder
to
and
and
to be turned into SEO
?"
"Not I," quacked the dorky duck
.
"Not I," squealed the stupid squirrel
.
"Not I," squawked the cryptic crow
.
"Then I will," said the little blogger
. So the little blogger
brought the fodder
to
all by himself, turned the fodder
into SEO
, and watched his page ranking on 
and
and
grow higher and higher.
The tired little blogger
asked his friends, "Who will help me aswer the phone
because of all the great SEO
I am getting?"
"Not I," quacked the dorky duck
.
"Not I," squealed the stupid Squirrel
.
"Not I," squawked the cryptic crow
.
"Then I will," said the little blogger
. So the little blogger
answered all the phone calls
created by the great SEO
all by himself.
When the last call for the night was answered, the tired little blogger
asked his friends, "Who would like to "LINK" to my blog now?"
"I will," quacked the dorky duck
.
"I will," squealed the stupid squirrel
.
"I will," squawked the cryptic crow
.
"NO!" said the little blogger
. "Earn your own SEO
." And the little blogger
enjoyed his hard earned SEO
all by himself!
Charles Buell
Click on the Rose
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PS, for those of you that are new to my blog (or for some other "unexplained" reason have never noticed)
all pictures and smiley-face inserts (emoticons) (when I use them) have messages that show up when you point at them with your cursor.
DeCroe, is my "ethereal" home inspector assistant and occasionally flies into my blog and other people's blogs to offer assistance. To find out more about her beginnings just click on Raven.

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