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On Exercise

Some interesting statistics on exercise.

Walking can add minutes to your life. That enables you at

85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7,000 a month.

My grandfather started walking when he was 60; he is now 97 years old,

and we have no idea where the hell he is. Personally, I like long walks

especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I joined a health club. Cost me 600 bucks.

I haven't lost a pound; apparently you have to

actually go there. Every time I hear the word

exercise, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Every time I start thinking too much about

how I look, I just find a "Happy Hour",

and by the time I leave,

I look just fine.

Posted by Terry Chenier on 11/06/2009 10:57 PM

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14 Comments on On Exercise

NOV

Too funny. I liked the washing my mouth out with chocolate.

Sandra,

Don't do it; it was a joke.

NOV

I like your sense of humor, Terry. Thanks for the laugh!

Laura,

Glad you likes it.

The doctor limited me to 1 cigar a day, do you know where I can get a 2 foot cigar?

LOL I washed my mouth out with chocolate last night... I can probably hold off today. After 4 or 5 km on the treadmill, I'll be ready to wash it out again. (At least it's dark ... it could be worse.)