Why Sentence Structure Is So Importantlol friday:importance of sentence structure

 

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Mary or Jack . It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler.
 

Mary came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
 
The boss approached her and said: ' Mary , I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off.'
 
'Could you jack off?' she said. 'I feel like shit.'

 

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8 Comments on LOL Friday:Importance of Sentence Structure

NOV
06
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Too Funny.  I guess you should not go into work the next day after a long night of drinking.

12:37pm • #1

I did not see that coming... Thanks for the laugh. -Seth T. J. Miller

12:41pm • #2
451,410 Points Outside Blog

well...that works not matter what in this case I suppose.. :)

12:51pm • #3
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You always come up with such great jokes.  Thanks for the laugh!

3:10pm • #4
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Oh my God, Hannah!  I'm glad I took a sip of my water BEFORE I read this.  Too funny!

7:27pm • #5
345,526 Points Outside Blog

Hannah

Funny, all in the way you say it.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

9:44pm • #6
NOV
07
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Hi Hannah: Very funny.  Thanks for sharing it with us.

:)

10:26pm • #7
DEC
11

sO abSurd_

(^^_)

GODbLess 'n' GOD_spEeD!!

muWahhh...

jEanie in the BOttLe
11:07pm • #8

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