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LOL FRIDAY - 12 For the Road

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

Marriage is like witness protection. You get a new identity and a new home, and you're not allowed to see your old friends anymore.

Money is the root of all wealth.

Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.

Man: A creature made at the end of the workweek when God was tired.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. Mark Twain

Last year for Christmas, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I thought I'd put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom.

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

I'm having amnesia and Deja Vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

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Posted by Myrtle Beach Real Estate by Mirela Monte on 11/06/2009 11:14 AM

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25 Comments on LOL FRIDAY - 12 For the Road

NOV

Laughter is the best medicine.

I almost forgot that this week...

haha. Oh my! I love the dating snapshots; that's scary, but so true! LOL!

Great post Mirela, very funny!!!

Thanks for the laughs...I need a sense of humor right now more than ever!

Mirela, very funny probably because most of them are true. :o)

I found my wife on-line and I think my immediate delight was that she was exactly the same as she protrayed herself on-line. Prior to meeting Kay, almost every woman posted a picture from 20 years ago. I even considered dropping my age 20 years so women my own age would respond.

Great post and a good laugh to end a long week. Now I can go into the weekend with a smile on my face. Thanks

Thanks for this morning's laugh! Mark Twain is one of my favorite quippers (is that a word?) but I hadn't heard that one before. May I use it in my next client newsletter????

Mirela-Thanks for the laugh, they are all so true.

Mirela, I can do a lot with photo-shop, but if I attempted to deceive consumers like the young lady in your first shot does I'd be out of business.

Mirela, very funny...liked the "forgotten who gets tied up".

Those are all great. Thanks for the laughs! Have a great weekend.

Some really good ones, Mirela! I was reminded of a great line from the wonderful British TV series, "Rumpole of the Bailey," which followed the adventures of one Horace Rumpole, a cynical old criminal defense lawyer who plied his trade in the London Criminal Courts, known as The Old Bailey. Rumpole (who referred to his wife Hilda as "She Who Must Be Obeyed!") opined of marriage:

"Getting married is like pleading guilty - with an indeterminate sentence!"

Have a great weekend!!!

Oh my, Mirela! You put a smile on my face. Thank you. Have a great weekend!

Mirela..thanks for sharing the chuckles to start off the weekend.

Mirela,

Good snapshots and editing. I use to be on some of those websites years ago. It is kind of like some agents business card photo's. LOL

Mirela, it's been a hard week and your post made me finally smile.

NOV

Oh Lord Mirela - I am attempting to concentrate on your post but I can't keep my eyes of the lady in the bikini! Thanks for sharing.

Mirela, I will join with the others. Those were great. I laughed out loud on a couple of those. Thanks for the humor.

Hi Mirela: Very funny. Thanks for sharing it with us.

NOV

Mirela, my wife was looking for a guy born in mid-week. Ones made on Friday may be missing a few parts and have some loose screws as they are trying to meet quota. Ones made on Monday are not good because the assemblers are all hung over. Thanks for the chuckle.

NOV

Hello Mirela - Your post is hilarious and the girl is (Hot) ..............

Not!

It was still very funny on Monday night too. Extra funny that I also met my husband on-line.

Awesome Mirella, thanks for the laugh.

NOV

thanks for the good laughs

NOV

Hi Mirela,

Well better late to see these than never! They are great..thanks for some great laughs!!

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