Top Ten Funny One-Liners

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10. What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman? You can drop her off anywhere.

9. What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

8. What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with? Whatever she wants - he's sleeping.

7. Where does virgin wool come from? Ugly sheep.

6. How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony? It isn't hard.

5. How can you make your wife crazy while making love? Call her from your cell phone.

4. What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her wedding night? His last name.

3. What's the down side to a threesome? You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one.

2. How do you know you're really ugly? Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.

1. Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.


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Jackie Connelly-Fornuff
Douglas Elliman Real Estate in Babylon NY - Babylon, NY
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My favorite is #10, lol. these were great. Thanks! :)

Nov 09, 2009 08:00 PM #1
Russ Ravary ~ Metro Detroit Realtor call (248) 310-6239
Keller Williams Commerce - Commerce, MI
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Those are great.  Though I think the dog humping one was the best.  Too funny all of them 

Nov 09, 2009 08:04 PM #2
Bob Boog

thanks Jackie and Russ for your comments --i guess some folks might consider them a bit off-color, but what the heck...i couldn't resist  ;-)

Nov 10, 2009 11:30 AM #3
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