A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.


In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.


The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out " green side up!"


In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow.


He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "green side up!"


The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing.


In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color.


The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "green side up!"


The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"


"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.

☺

Matt

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16 Comments on Contractor Humor (duh another blonde joke!)

NOV
11
2009

So many blonde jokes, so little time................
1:57pm • #1
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Matt..very cute...:0)
2:01pm • #2
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My husband will love this one!
2:22pm • #3
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Great joke Matt.  Hey how did yo check to see the newset members ranking?  I can't figure that out.
2:37pm • #4
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Matt: you have definitely created a niche for yourself with these jokes. What would a day be without them!
3:36pm • #5
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Matt, Someone suggested you walk on the edge. I beg to differ. I believe you've gone to the "Far Side". This is funny. 
3:47pm • #6
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Thanks Matt for the info,  I guess I better get busy catching up.  I didn't know about that! Thank you!
3:52pm • #7
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Oh man.
4:09pm • #8
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Male or female? Matt, you need to be more specific. :) Kate
6:56pm • #9
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Funny One!  Had me wondering.
9:12pm • #10
NOV
12
2009
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I remember that one as a Polish joke.  But it works for me.  Thanks Matt.
5:58am • #11
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Dear Matt,

I sure hope your wife is not a blonde!! Or else you will be sleeping in bed tonight and she will be on the couch!! LOL

;)

 
11:59am • #12
NOV
14
2009
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Gabe: Try it out as a Polish blonde joke - best of both worlds.

Betina: that was even funnier than my joke - of course that's not too hard!

:)
11:40pm • #13
NOV
30
2009

As always, good for a smile! Keep them coming

Dennis
11:49am • #14
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08
2010
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Keep on smiling :-)
1:16pm • #15
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19
2011
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Matt-That's extremely funny, love it. It nice to get a good laugh at the end of the day. Best.
8:33pm • #16


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