And Ditech claims "people are smart"?
For those that want to believe - Researchers are looking for Bigfoot on the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Specifically in parts of eastern Marquette County. Now the title "Researchers" is probably a loose interpretation. The guy is from the Bigfoot Field Research Organization. For the AR members in Marquette County - this might be the break you were looking for. You could make a mold of a "big foot" and go around town making imprints everywhere. Think of the press coverage. You would have nuts from other organizations flocking to your neck of the woods trying to find a sasquatch. It might even open up a whole new vacation market - hey honey, this year why don't we go to the northern peninsula and see if we can spot bigfoot?
Maybe the Outer Banks should come up with some freaky sighting. Maybe an Elvis sighting would work. How about a mermaid? Mermaids won't work - people are smarter than that... But I think Elvis might stand a chance - a 72 year overweight man with dark hair and big glasses hanging out on the beach - we've got em.
I hope this will be the first and last post I write with the tag "Bigfoot".