Things I have learned from my 4 year old.....A day in the life of Matthew.
- There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. So don't even waist your time.
- A 4 years-old's voice is louder than 100 adults in a crowded restaurant.
- Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
- Soccerballs make marks on ceilings and walls
- You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
- When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.
- A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
- The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
- When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh;" it's already too late.
- Toilet bowl cleaner mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
- A 4 year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 40 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
- Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old.
- Duplos will not.
- Gorilla glue will glue anything you don't want glued.
- McGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know.
- Pool filters do not like Jello. And it just has a bad taste to it.
- VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. And they don't even come close to fitting in DVD players.
- Garbage bags do not make good cat carriers. But the dogs think it is funny.
- You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
- Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
- Plastic toys do not like ovens but it is fun to watch them melt.
- The fire department in Geneva has at least a 4 minute response time to our house.
- The spin cycle on the washing machine does not makeworms dizzy. The dryer just gets them warm.
- It will however make cats dizzy.
- Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
- Quiet does not necessarily mean don't worry. Even when he is sleeping I know he is planning the next days adventure.
- Having a sense of humor will get you through most problems that your 4 year old gets into in a day...
Well I hope you had a good laugh. If your looking to buy, sell, or rent Real Estate in the Geneva Ohio area give me a call 440-478-6301 or e-mail me at zaneo@adelphia.net peace zane
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