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A Female Joke...(Clean...though it does not sound like it at first)

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Services for Real Estate Pros with Victory Virtual Solutions

You all should know by now that I love to laugh...I HAD to share this one...

The email stated that there are male jokes and there are female jokes and this one is decidedly female. The hope was that females would love it and pass it along to others who they thought would love it too...and that males would pass it along to females who would love it too. Here goes...

ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE

It has long been contended that there are male
jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex jokes.

Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.

I offer it to you in the hopes that women will

love it and men will pass it along to a woman who
will love it.

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after
work cocktail with  her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall,
handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered.

He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and
walked directly toward her. (As men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for staring
so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything,

absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky,

for $20.00......on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just
three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a
moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse,

which she pressed into the man's
hand along with her address. She looked deeply
into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said.........


"Clean my house."

Author Unknown

Chuck Christensen
Your Financial Coach - Bellingham, WA
too clean...but funny....thanks
Jun 29, 2007 03:51 PM
Joan Whitebook
BHG The Masiello Group - Nashua, NH
Consumer Focused Real Estate Services
Okay -- you really had me going down one path -- and then a big turn in another direction.  I think this was a "clean" joke!  Very cute! 
Jun 29, 2007 03:54 PM
Provadus Home Loans
Provadus Home Loans - Marietta, GA
Technology bringing you home.
Well done.  Yes very clean and funny.  That does not happen to often, but you nailed it!
Jun 29, 2007 04:07 PM
Edith Wharton
Cottage and Loft Realty - Midlothian, VA
Realtor - Chesterfield VA
LOL!! I loved it so much I had to read it to my husband !!
Jun 29, 2007 04:40 PM
Dawn Workman
Veracity Real Estate Group, LLC - Camas, WA
Camas Real Estate Expert, MBA, 480-540-8100
I have heard that one before and LOVE it everytime.  I would love someone to clean my house :)
Jun 29, 2007 05:07 PM
Edith Wharton
Cottage and Loft Realty - Midlothian, VA
Realtor - Chesterfield VA
Me too, Dawn!! or at least do the laundry LOL
Jun 29, 2007 05:08 PM
Jim & Maria Hart
Brand Name Real Estate - Charleston, SC
Charleston, SC Real Estate
I just got emailed this joke last week!  Too funny.  I shared it with Jim and he even got a good laugh out of it!
Jun 30, 2007 05:38 AM
Shane Sarae
Honolulu, HI

Thank you very much for sharing, it was a clean joke.

Jul 01, 2007 10:55 AM
Gwendolyn Wrigh
Victory Virtual Solutions - Beaufort, SC
Victory Virtual Solutions

Chuck-Thanks for your comments...I told you it was CLEAN!

Joan- this happened to me too...i was expecting something different to and was pleasantly surprised and LOL

OHM-Thanks for your comments...can't take credit as I didn't write it, but I loved it!

Jul 02, 2007 04:23 AM
Gwendolyn Wrigh
Victory Virtual Solutions - Beaufort, SC
Victory Virtual Solutions

Edith- LOL, I read it to my husband too!

Dawn-I'm with you...funny, I thought the same thing when I read this!

Marie- We obviously have some common associates somewhere down the line...I got it last week too! My husband laughed too!

Shane- Thanks for your comments!

Jul 02, 2007 04:27 AM
Diane Rice
Rice Prprty Mgmnt & Rlty, LLC, South Holland, IL - Lansing, IL
SFR, SRES, CNC
Just ran across this today!  I was on edge of seat.... waiting!!    thanks for sharing!
Jul 23, 2007 03:38 AM
Gwendolyn Wrigh
Victory Virtual Solutions - Beaufort, SC
Victory Virtual Solutions
Thanks for the feedback Diane!
Jul 27, 2007 06:44 PM