Items up for bid...on the price is wrong-Oh -so Wrong....

 

#1)Have slightly used shiny Balloon…will not carry the weight of a human…but is effective in diverting attention of a stupid camera crew and local police (being sold...as is) .

 

#2) Tickets to White House Dinner for sale…will go to the highest bidder, comes with bridge to no-where and directions to Pennsylvania Ave.

 

#3) For sale slightly used 9 Iron, with video tape verifying its use in a Cadillac Hazard escape during a night skins game…may need to be regripped,

 

#4) Auditions for new reality show being held next week, no talent needed just a willingness to commit a federal offence and a winning smile. Applicants need no prior acting experience but fake boobs will be helpful.

 

#5) Home selling net work is shopping a Broker based program, Young seemingly rich elitist morons claiming to have a real estate license please apply on line (have your parents help with application if you can’t spell). No real experience needed…you are entitled to be successful, and that is good enough for the net work.

 

Any further information about items offered for sale or upcoming auditions please go to www.itsonlyajoke.com , and leave your name and credit card number in the appropriate box. Deep thinkers need not apply. Other fun and famous offering also available at www.Iwanttoberichatsomeoneelsesexpense.com

 

Steve Buyem-by-the-bagful Loynd.

 

 

 

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NOV
30
2009
135,448 Points 4 Featured Posts Outside Blog

I think I want to apply for #5.  But 'young' is relative to what?
9:07am • #1
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Mel, you are young enough to apply there is a small processing fee for the talent scouts to review applicants ...but I'll put a good word in for you at "itsonlyajoke.com -TV" Thanks for shopping!!
9:11am • #2
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Nothing better than a 9 iron to calm a restless heart. I hope my bid wins
10:03am • #3
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Claude, I wish you success as well...this club can get you out of a sand trap or a back window with equal ease...its all in the wrist.
10:07am • #4
384,436 Points

Too funny... #2 proves is how twisted our national security is... Now the club, that can always come in handy either on the course or as self defense.
1:02pm • #5
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Kim, Its nice to have a club handy if you drive in to the lake and need to break a window to get out also...That is why I keep all my clubs handy in the car all summer.
1:19pm • #6
1,400,531 Points 54 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Steve...You are right about keeping your clubs in the car incase you drive into the water and need to break out...By the way...How do you get to the trunk to get them? ;-]
5:07pm • #8
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Glad you picked up on that Bill, I guess I'll have to stay out of the lakes.
7:13pm • #9
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Well this post gave me my laugh for the night!  I really enjoyed it, and the clever comments that went along with it!  I think that club might be very valuable!
9:17pm • #10
800,596 Points 43 Featured Posts Localism Sponsor Outside Blog Hit Router Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

Sharon, I really thought there would be more action of the White House Dinner tickets...Go figure.
9:23pm • #11
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Steve- I currently has no desire to visit the white house, so thanks, but no thanks.  Now the golf club on the other hand... I'm thinking it needs a woman's touch so what's the "just get it" price?  And for the love of Pete man will you please start these type of posts with a warning to stop drinking.  Thankfully it was only water I spewed at my screen this time. :)  And BTW thank you for the lovely complement the other day.
11:45pm • #12
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I may need photos to understand these. Can you help with a bit more explanation?
11:46pm • #13
DEC
01
2009
559,525 Points 18 Featured Posts Outside Blog Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

I really don't like bidding...how bout a 'Buy It Now' button?  I do like number 4, my winning smile should outweigh the other helpful requirement!!!  LOL
4:29am • #14
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Tammy, I'm glad you got a kick out of this...we are living in a strange world, and gratuitous self promotion heads the list of news items.
7:01am • #15

Steve,

Very funny little post...Claude hid his clubs this morning...he seems to be missing the 9 iron. Can't imagine what happened to it.
5:29pm • #16


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