Items up for bid...on the price is wrong-Oh -so Wrong....
#1)Have slightly used shiny Balloon…will not carry the weight of a human…but is effective in diverting attention of a stupid camera crew and local police (being sold...as is) .
#2) Tickets to White House Dinner for sale…will go to the highest bidder, comes with bridge to no-where and directions to Pennsylvania Ave.
#3) For sale slightly used 9 Iron, with video tape verifying its use in a Cadillac Hazard escape during a night skins game…may need to be regripped,
#4) Auditions for new reality show being held next week, no talent needed just a willingness to commit a federal offence and a winning smile. Applicants need no prior acting experience but fake boobs will be helpful.
#5) Home selling net work is shopping a Broker based program, Young seemingly rich elitist morons claiming to have a real estate license please apply on line (have your parents help with application if you can’t spell). No real experience needed…you are entitled to be successful, and that is good enough for the net work.
Any further information about items offered for sale or upcoming auditions please go to www.itsonlyajoke.com , and leave your name and credit card number in the appropriate box. Deep thinkers need not apply. Other fun and famous offering also available at www.Iwanttoberichatsomeoneelsesexpense.com
Steve Buyem-by-the-bagful Loynd.
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