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Blondes and Watches (Humor)

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Mortgage and Lending with National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro

BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"


WOMAN: "It's 8:25PM."


BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."

Matt

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Andrew Mooers | 207.532.6573
MOOERS REALTY - Houlton, ME
Northern Maine Real Estate-Aroostook County Broker

Good one. Know any Tiger jokes or ones about folks crashing parties at the White House?

Dec 03, 2009 08:17 AM
Ed Newman
Alamo Infrared, LLC - Midvale, UT

I can always count on you for a good blonde joke!

Dec 03, 2009 08:49 AM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

I love blond jokes, thanks so much for the chuckle!

Dec 03, 2009 09:17 AM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Matt, that's why the Blonde went and bought the broken watch, it didn't confuse her by changing all the time.  Thanks!

Dec 03, 2009 10:45 PM
Norma J. Elkins
Elite Realty Group - Morristown, TN
Realtor - Elkins Home Selling Team

Cute joke - thanks for sharing!

Dec 04, 2009 12:08 AM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Matt I don't know what's worse, you posting a blonde joke a day, or me coming in to read and comment on it.

Dec 04, 2009 01:15 AM
Anthony Ebright - NMLSR ID #247647 Purchase and Refinance Mortgages
FHA, VA, Conforming, Jumbo - Wells Fargo Home Mortgage - Santa Rosa, CA

Matt, I'm not blonde, but I'm also baffled by this phenomenon! LOL! I think I'll stop asking for the time. Maybe that will stop the clock.

Dec 04, 2009 02:54 AM
Matt Listro
National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro - Vernon, CT
Your Credit Repair Expert

We all have the power to stop time - just don't look at it any more!

:)

Dec 04, 2009 04:45 AM