A man and a woman who had never met before,

but who were both married to other people,

found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a

trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly,

he in the upper berth and she in the lower.


At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently

woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,


I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing

to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

I'm awfully cold.'


'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,

let's pretend that we're married.'


'Wow!..................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.


'Good,' she replied. ..............'Get your own 'flippen blanket.'



After a moment of silence, ........................he farted.


The End

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