I'm a father of a 4 year old and am already behind on a few of these. How about you?

10. "Are we there yet?" - This started on our last vacation 2 weeks ago...
9. Your "Ouch-I-hit-my-thumb-with-the-hammer" word- Luckily, I've got this one mastered. I've actually hit my thumb and not cussed. I said "Ouch".
8. "Johnny's parents let HIM do it."- My son doesn't use this word, he just does what Johnny does...
7. "Daddy's goin' potty."
6. "Do it again." - A daily event...
5. "Daddy, what's Rogaine?" - hopefully never will happen... : )
4. "Where's my allowance?" - we call it commission, and he earns it
3. The words to the Barney song - Barney who?
2. "Go Cowboys!" - Never happen, nor will he say "Go Ducks!!"
1. "Duh!" - We'll see. He starts Preschool in September...

 List found on Fathers.com. Not sure of the origional source.

Larry Morris is a loan Officer with Equipoint Financial Network in Newberg, Oregon. He specializes in relocations and Sherwood, Oregon neighborhoods and Yamhill COunty. He is a Board Member of the Sherwood Chamber of COmmerce.He can be reached at larry.morris@equipoint.com . His website is www.PDX-Mortgage.com . This material is copy protected 2007 by Larry Morris, Mortgage News that Matters. All Rights Reserved His opinions do not necessarily represent the views of Equipoint Financial Network.

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