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Twas the Month Before Listing and All Through the House . . .

By
Home Stager with Creative Concepts-Home Staging and Contracting, Salem Oregon CCB #180695

'Twas the month before listing, when all through the house
the owners were nervous, and began to grouse.
It was time they decided their house to prepare,
in hopes that some buyers soon would be there.

There was no time to rest all snug in their beds,
images of projects danced in their heads.
"What to do, where to start." I said with a snap.
"A buyer‘s not going to just fall in our lap!" 

Bring in the stager and stop all this chatter,
See if they can tell us what improvements really matter.
In this poor economy to sell in a flash,
we must learn how to give our house some panache! 

Architecture to highlight and spaciousness to show
do you think the bottle collection and moose head must go?
Before the realtors and buyers appear,
the need for a plan and strategy was clear.

The stager appeared, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment she was just the trick.
In rapid succession the ideas they came,
she saw all the problems and called them by name:

"The Clutter! The Dirt!
The dated decor!
Deferred maintenance!
And papers galore!
We‘ll stage it all from the front to back door!
And make sure it‘s the house
All buyers will adore!"

With that, her pen -- it began to fly,
preparing a plan for success to try
the before photos they showed quite a mess,
and many more issues we must address.

It‘s time, she said, with little ado
To be painting your interior a neutral hue
Your sofa is gaudy and condition is poor
A slip cover will transform it, she began to implore. 

From pressure washing the walk and driveway too,
we started on the prioritized list of much to do.
Cleaning, decluttering - there was no looking back,
the extra clothes, the photos and collections to pack. 

The windows! How they sparkled! The rooms! How airy!
Opening the closet door was no longer scary!
The master bedroom fabulous décor did sport,
Reminding viewers of a relaxing resort.

More lighting and décor gave the house a new look
All done with very little stress to the pocketbook!
The photos now prepared for buyers online
Showed a property that could be described as sublime!


With a series of comps to compare all the fixings
All fears were allayed; we would have a great listing.
Our realtor can now market in so many ways,
And assured us a sale in a matter of days.

One after the other, with comments to share;
Realtors on tour agreed, no house would compare.
Every room was inspected, our efforts made clear,
A buyer could be expected, we had little to fear. 

The Open House, a gala event
They came dropping their cards and compliments were sent.
The buyers were plentiful, all in the queue -
The color of money, oh what a hue!

The offer it came, with the speed of a missile
The key was the Stager, oh what a pistol!
And our realtor exclaimed as we closed with delight,
"Happy selling to all, and to all a good night!"

 

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Larry Bettag
Cherry Creek Mortgage Illinois Residential Mortgage License LMB #0005759 Cherry Creek Mortgage NMLS #: 3001 - Saint Charles, IL
Vice-President of National Production

Good fun for the season in real estate.  Made a nice smile on my face!

Dec 16, 2009 01:03 AM
Margaret Oscilia
Creative Concepts-Home Staging and Contracting, Salem Oregon - Salem, OR
Home Stager, Salem Oregon

Thanks Larry!  We had fun writing it last year and shared it then.  It received such a fun response that we couldn't help but repost it again this year! 

Dec 16, 2009 01:29 AM
Ginger Foust
Certified Staging Professional - Oakhurst, CA
Home Stager Oakhurst CA, Dream Interior Redesign & Staging

Thanks for sharing it again this year Margaret.  VERY clever!

Dec 16, 2009 03:51 AM
Jim Allhiser
Perfection Inspection, Inc. - Salem, OR
Salem, Oregon Home Inspector

Thanks Margaret!  I must have missed that last year.  But say it isn't so.....Not the Moose head!?

Dec 16, 2009 04:14 AM
Sandy Mitchell
The Kelly Group Real Estate - Newberg, OR
Making A House Your Home

Great post, very clever.  Must have taken quite a bit of thought to come up with all that.

Dec 16, 2009 08:41 AM
Karen Dembsky
Peachtree Home Staging LLC, Home Staging in Atlanta, GA - Peachtree City, GA
Atlanta Home Staging

I'll have to repost mine as well.  Such a great poem you have there!

Dec 16, 2009 09:11 AM
Laura Cerrano
Feng Shui Manhattan Long Island - Locust Valley, NY
Certified Feng Shui Expert, Speaker & Researcher

Wow, Margaret, I'm impressed...I LOVED it!  I'd put it on my website for the season if I were you, I think people would love it too!

Dec 16, 2009 11:19 AM
Cindy Bryant
Redesign Etc. Home Staging - Houston, TX
"Houston Home Staging Pros"

I love it, it woud be great for marketing.  Would be cute for website like Carole said or for Christmas cards.

Dec 16, 2009 03:51 PM
Janice Ankrett
Burlington, ON
Staging Professional

You're so creative! LOL! I love it! Merry Christmas!

Dec 17, 2009 05:22 AM
Cathy Lee
CL Design Services Home Staging - Danville, CA
ASP, IAHSP, RESA Danville, CA

Very clever-thanks for sharing.

Dec 17, 2009 09:51 AM
Susie Jennings
Stark Company, Realtors - Madison, WI

I loved your poem.  That really took a lot of thought and shows the creativity that a good stager msut have in their satchel.

 

I hope that you had a great holdiay season.

Jan 05, 2010 08:28 AM