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Christmas Humor

By Matt Listro

Mortgage and Lending with National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro

December 20, 2009 09:01 AM

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?

It's Christmas, Eve !

How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?

Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?

Santa Claustrophobia !

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

Who delivers cat's Christmas presents ?

Santa Paws !

Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?

Because it soots him !

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Shoshana Shay

St. Pete Realty - Treasure Island, FL

Oooooo -- great collection, Matt! :) :) :) I know several felines who are expecting Santa Paws...

Dec 20, 2009 09:03 AM

Sasha Dear

Sasha Dear Real Estate Brokerage - Bracebridge, ON

Thanks for the laugh....must be me but I don't 'get' the last one! LOL

Dec 20, 2009 09:17 AM

Gary Swanson

Century 21 Harris & Taylor - Grants Pass, OR

Thanks for the jolies Matt, and I hope you have a very Merry Christmas!

Dec 20, 2009 09:20 AM

The Jeff Rickert Team

RE/MAX Property Specialists - Pocono Lake, PA

Poconos - RSPS - The Jeff Rickert Team

Thanks for the humor.

Dec 20, 2009 09:24 AM

Rob Thomas

Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN

Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro

Matt...we all need a laugh this time of year.....Thanks!

Dec 20, 2009 11:41 AM

Jim Frimmer

HomeSmart Realty West - San Diego, CA

Realtor & CDPE, Mission Valley specialist

Could you tell me how Santa Paws gets into the house? I need to make sure that Zoey the Cool Cat gets some presents. LOL

Happy Holidays!

Dec 20, 2009 12:05 PM

Gabe Sanders

Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL

Stuart Florida Real Estate

Thanks Matt, Have a wonderful Christmas. Any blond Christmas jokes?

Dec 20, 2009 10:37 PM

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