No Professional Home Inspection?! Okay, Mr. "W" you say that's what you used to do while working for the government so you just go right on ahead and do your own home inspection. I do advise you to get a Professional Home Inspection...uh, okay you want to do it yourself.
So, we meet at 12:30 today so he could do his "home inspection". Granted, these townhouses were built in 1987, completely gutted and redone inside in 1997 and this particular unit was updated with new cabinets, appliances and bamboo flooring in the kitchen, carpet in the living/bedroom areas in 2004. And....it's only 500 sq. ft.
So, Mr. "W" proceeds with the "home inspection" and this is what he does:
- Mr. "W" has his electricity meter tester thingy and goes around testing the outlets (His meter is not working right so he has to bust out his little doohickie one that just beeps saying there action going on in those two pronged holes)
- Runs the water in both bathroom/kitchen sinks and bathtub (and guess what? Yup. They drain.)
- Flushes the toilet (whatever may have been in there went down)
- Tests/runs all the appliances. (even though he adamantly states he doesn't cook)
- Looks at the structure inside/out and on the lanai where the storage shed is (all 500 sq. ft. of it mind you)
- Tests the lights and ceiling fans and notices a bulb is out in the kitchen. (Immediately I tell him I'll get him one!)
- He notices one of the slats on the vertical blinds is missing. (Immediately I tell him I'll get him one!)
- Opens the glass door and all windows and makes sure they are all properly working. (I even suggest that I will get him silicone spray so he can have smoother running doors and windows)
Then he whips out his notebook and it has drawings of his furnitures and the measurements! I go along with him and he goes around trying to mentally place all his furniture in the unit. (I feel like I'm moving in with him! I am trying to place everything in there as well) While measuring with his handy dandy measuring tape he decides it'll be okay. Whew! Everything fits. And he's running around with a very little grin while doing all this. (he's happy)
Okay, now that all that is done I whip out some paperwork for him to sign. First, the Waiver of the PROFESSIONAL Home Inspection which states that I advised him to do a professional home inspection but that he waived that right and accepts the condition of the property without having to conduct a professional home inspection.
Then we go through the Seller's Disclosure and nothing much there as it was one of the partners for the complex who owns many and has rented them out and redone all. (and it doesn't take the place of a "professional home inspection") Mr. "W" happily signs off on it and signs the Receipt for the Seller's Disclosure as well. Then, according to contract he writes out a check for an additional deposit upon completion on C-51 (Home Inspection).
Mr. "W" is a happy camper so far. So am I. I make sure to have client's sign off on every little thing. And that's so I sleep well at night........
Celeste "Sally" Cheeseman's Mililani Hawaii Real Estate Blog 2007
Sally,
The way you wrote this cracked me up, your client sounds like a hot ticket! The best part is he is happy and you can sleep tonight! Thanks for keeping us updated :)