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Dear Activerain Gods. Is there a real Nutsy? I think he is my godson?

By
Real Estate Agent with RE/MAX Advantage

I wrote this blog last year about my little godson Nutsy Wallenda, who is a squirrely home inspector.  He has been on Activerain for a long time now.  I think it is worth repeating.

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Dear Gods of Activerain,

I am getting a little old.

Some of my old friends tell me there is no Nutsy.  They say Nutsy is just an imaginary squirrel. That makes me sad.

Please tell me the truth.  Is there a real Nutsy?

Sincerely,

Ms. Barbara

NutsyNutsyNutsy

THE ANSWER.

Ms. Barbara, your old friends are wrong!  They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age.

They can't even believe what they see.  Not believe in Nutsy?  You may as well not believe in Santa Claus or the thr raven or fairies.  You may as well not believe that images can go across the nation instantly and that sound reaches around the world and into the universe.  Shoot!  You may as well not believe in cellphones or text messaging or twittering.

Your old friends can not conceive all the wonders that are seen or unseen or unseeable in this world.  Nutsy is REAL!  He is seeable.  He's appeared in different countries, different houses, different costumes and in different personalities.

He is as real as Activerain and all its inhabitants.

No Nutsy?  Thank goodness he lives!  He lives forever!  Nutsy will challenge old minds this year and next year and for a million years in the future!  No matter how many unbelievers try to sabotage his existence or roast him on an open fire, he will live! 

So, old Barbara, keep on believing.  Nutsy will warm your heart forever.

With love from the Gods,

Activerain 

Barbara S. Duncan
RE/MAX Advantage - Searcy, AR
GRI, e-PRO, Executive Broker, Searcy AR

Robert, Nutsy and I appreciate your feature.  Nutsy would have lots of fun in Vegas.  He'd have those tall buildings conquered in no time.  Wonder if they have accessible attics with wiring for his snacks? BTW, that is NOT Nutsy in that picture on 16.  That is Charles Buell, home inspector.

 

Dec 27, 2009 03:35 AM
Robert Vegas Bob Swetz
Las Vegas, NV

Well Barbara Charles Buell sure has a sexy body on comment # 16

VB ;o)

Dec 27, 2009 03:55 AM
Charles Buell
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
Seattle Home Inspector

Robert, the entire AR community has seen me "next to nakid" in a previous post and I can assure you that I have no Nutsy look-a-like masks:)

Dec 27, 2009 04:03 AM
Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham WA Home Inspector

Godmother,

I would say that you did a very good job of "slam-dunking" that irresponsible Mr Charles. He is one bad actor.

Dec 27, 2009 04:14 AM
Barbara S. Duncan
RE/MAX Advantage - Searcy, AR
GRI, e-PRO, Executive Broker, Searcy AR

Hey, Nutsy, he must have spies everywhere because I'd just revealed that information.  AND....notice how he bragged about being nekkid in other blogs.  I'll bet he wishes I'd put a link to that nekkid one but I'm just too much of a lady, properly reared in the South. 

Godmoma B

Dec 27, 2009 05:42 AM
Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham WA Home Inspector

Godmother,

Mr Charle's desire to get naked every chance he gets is one reason I prefer to run his firm when he is AWAY.

Nutsy

Dec 28, 2009 01:30 AM
Barbara S. Duncan
RE/MAX Advantage - Searcy, AR
GRI, e-PRO, Executive Broker, Searcy AR

Nutsy, that is forward thinking....a very good thing!

Dec 28, 2009 01:43 AM
Charles Buell
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
Seattle Home Inspector

Sluggo

Dec 28, 2009 01:49 AM
Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham WA Home Inspector

Godmother,

'I do not know just what this slug is implying, but I think it might be perverted.

Godson

Dec 28, 2009 10:05 AM
Barbara S. Duncan
RE/MAX Advantage - Searcy, AR
GRI, e-PRO, Executive Broker, Searcy AR

Godson Nutsy,

I think you may be right. I didn't understand that worm either.  Mr. C. may be off meds again.  You do try so hard with that man.  sigh

Godmother Barbara

Dec 28, 2009 10:34 AM
Robert Vegas Bob Swetz
Las Vegas, NV

I am thinking Nutsy might also be a little (paranormal) and have featured him at another very strange group!

PARANORMAL STORIES & EXPERIENCES

VB ;o)

PS - Do you think Nutsy might have relatives from other planets?

Dec 28, 2009 11:51 AM
Barbara S. Duncan
RE/MAX Advantage - Searcy, AR
GRI, e-PRO, Executive Broker, Searcy AR

Robert, he deserves all those features and you could call him a "little" paranormal.....but nice!!!

Dec 28, 2009 12:11 PM
Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham WA Home Inspector

Godmother,

Ha, Ha, Ha. I wonder if Mr Robert is aware that I was, a few years back, the first certifried home inspector who was blasted into space. Maybe he remembers the press coverage on that. I think I still have a photo and will post below if I can find it. As to Mr Charles, somebody who is well respected -- such as you -- needs to tell him to keep his pants on.

Godson

 

Dec 29, 2009 04:51 AM
Barbara S. Duncan
RE/MAX Advantage - Searcy, AR
GRI, e-PRO, Executive Broker, Searcy AR

Godson Nutsy,

When Mr. Robert sees this picture he'll probably make you an honored guest at his paranormal site.  And maybe he'll be on our side of this war going on in the Rain regarding those people who are trying to eat you.

Godmoma Barbara

Dec 29, 2009 05:30 AM
Charles Buell
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
Seattle Home Inspector

Barbara, in the spirit of accuracy I must show the REAL Nutsy:

Nutsy

Dec 29, 2009 05:40 AM
Barbara S. Duncan
RE/MAX Advantage - Searcy, AR
GRI, e-PRO, Executive Broker, Searcy AR

Charles, the way you treat my godson makes you sorta paranormal too.  Plus the nekkid fetish that Nutsy so accurately pointed out makes you real abnormal.  Mr Robert from Vegas is probably going to invite Nutsy and me out for a little gambling.....fun things....not a barbeque.

Dec 29, 2009 05:59 AM
James Quarello
JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC - Wallingford, CT
Connecticut Home Inspector

I'm more a barbecue kind of person than a gambler. I would LOVE to have Nutsy for a barbecue.

Dec 29, 2009 08:50 AM
Charles Buell
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
Seattle Home Inspector

Barbara, normal is highly over rated----as is barbecued squirrel----no matter how necessary and appropriate.  Dogs do have to eat.

Dec 29, 2009 09:21 AM
Barbara S. Duncan
RE/MAX Advantage - Searcy, AR
GRI, e-PRO, Executive Broker, Searcy AR

JAMES!!!!!!!

CHARLES BUELL!!!!!!   Are you calling yourself a dog?????  

Dec 29, 2009 09:32 AM
Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham WA Home Inspector

Godmother,

What is the significance of him posing me with clothes pins on my ears. This is way over my head.

Godson

Dec 30, 2009 08:40 AM