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Blonde Jokes (Humor)

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Mortgage and Lending with National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro

I have not told a good blonde joke in a while so here's a few:

Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?


Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?


Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?


Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?


Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?


Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?


Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

Matt

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Comments (5)

Larry Gray
Real Estate Consultant - Lakeland, FL

lol

Happy New Year and may you have a very very prosperous 2010. 

Dec 29, 2009 03:18 AM
Sandy Wagner
RE/MAX Professionals 253.225.8322 - Gig Harbor, WA
Short Sale Specialist Tacoma, WA, and Gig Harbor,

Matt.....I would assume you're not married to a blonde woman. :)

Dec 29, 2009 03:18 AM
Tom Boos
Sine & Monaghan Realtors, Real Living - Grosse Pointe Farms, MI
Providing the very best of service to Sellers and

There never seems to be a shortage of Blonde jokes!  Thanks for sharing your morning chuckles with us all.

Dec 29, 2009 03:35 AM
Jason Simonson
Menomonie, WI
Realty Executives - Menomonie WI

An hour to cook minute rice? Perfect. I have to give these to my wife.

Yep, She'e blonde

Dec 29, 2009 04:53 AM
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Matt,  Please do not take offense ,I think  Sandy's comment is funnier then some of your Blond Jokes:)) Have a great New Blond Year:)

Dec 29, 2009 12:18 PM