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Microchip Implants for Terrorists.

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

With the recent terror attack on the commercial air line, we are back at being concerned about the terrorists. (About time!)  So, here is a microchip that really needs to be used to solve some of the problems.

The Patriot Microchip is intended to be implanted in Terrorists.

The implant is specifically intended to be implanted into the forehead.

When properly implanted, it will allow the one implanted to speak directly to GOD!

The implant comes in a variety of sizes.

 

The exact size of the implant will be determined by a highly skilled technician.

The implant may or may not be painless.  Side effects like Headache, nausea are usually temporary!

Some swelling and bleeding may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security that is provided to you by the...

Thank You to all our men and Women that protect us every day!

David Monsour
Keller Williams Keystone Realty - Gettysburg, PA
ABR - www.realty-insights.com

I don't disagree with the overall idea, but I have a feeling its going to get hard to permission to implant something in people.  I might be wrong but there seems to be a morality issue.  I suppose we'll see how this shakes out.

Jan 01, 2010 11:43 AM
Sara Homan
Coldwell Banker Ellison Realty 352-209-4044 - Ocala, FL
Realtor, Homes, Farms & 55+

I love it!  Right between the eyes will do just fine!  No worries about repeat offenses.

Jan 01, 2010 11:44 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

David...some people jsut don't get it.

Sara...EXACTLY!!!!

Jan 01, 2010 11:48 AM
Gary Woltal
Keller Williams Realty - Flower Mound, TX
Assoc. Broker Realtor SFR Dallas Ft. Worth
William, I love the headache side effect! Happy New Year!
Jan 01, 2010 11:54 AM
Bob Cumiskey
A1 Connection Realty, Inc. - Sun City Center, FL
US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor

William, Should the implant be placed prior to reading the Miranda rights?  I say no.

Jan 01, 2010 12:12 PM
Richard Weisser
Richard Weisser Realty - Newnan, GA
Richard Weisser Retired Real Estate Professional

Oh Bill...

Sometimes, what you have written doesn't need anything else added to it!

Jan 01, 2010 12:23 PM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Gary.  we need tio disclose the side effects just like any good medicine.

Bob...terrorists don't need the miranda.]

Richard...some things are self explanitory

Jan 01, 2010 02:21 PM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

William, I'd be happy to pass along a few extra tax dollars if these implants are in short supply, and if I was a few years younger...oh hell...if they would allow me now...I'd be happy to help with the implantation process...just wanting to do my fair share!!

Jan 01, 2010 03:31 PM
Sara Homan
Coldwell Banker Ellison Realty 352-209-4044 - Ocala, FL
Realtor, Homes, Farms & 55+

You guys are crackin' me up!  Nick, you're not that old...all we need is a few good men!

Jan 01, 2010 07:48 PM
Wallace S. Gibson, CPM
Gibson Management Group, Ltd. - Charlottesville, VA
LandlordWhisperer

I have LONG encouraged the implimenting of a dog locator chip into Gitmo guests about to be released.  This would be a medical procedure and it needs to be covered as the FIRST procedure under Obamacare and that way we can track them BACK to their den...works for DECON!!!  BOOM!!!

Jan 01, 2010 09:10 PM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

I'm with Nick, this is about the only thing I'd be willing to endure a tax increase for!!

Jan 01, 2010 11:19 PM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

Bill...I believe we already have a group of highly qualified people to administer this chip!

Jan 02, 2010 03:23 AM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

Bill, Now this is one of the best ideas I have seen in  a long time!

Jan 02, 2010 09:43 AM
Kevin Robinson
Twin Falls, ID
Fractional Developer

Now this would be one govt program that I could get behind. No problem paying for this on my end.

Jan 03, 2010 01:02 AM
Bonnie Vaughan
Scranton, PA
CNE SFR - Buyers/Sellers - Lackawanna & Surroundin

I think besides professionals to implant the devices - there would be a flood of volunteers. 

This is so simple even I could figure out how to do it, and I'm blonde.

Jan 03, 2010 01:45 AM