USMC Lab

A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog for Sale ."

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks?

"Yep," the lab replies?

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says?"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.?? I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA and they had me sworn into the toughest branch of the armed services ...the United States Marines you know one of their nicknames is "The Devil Dogs".

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.??

I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running, but the jetting around really tired me out and I knew I wasn't getting any younger. So, I decided to settle down. I retired from the Corps (8 dog years is 56 Corps years) and signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."

"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing!

Why on earth are you selling him so cheap"?

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff.  He was in the Air Force.

 

 

9 Comments on Sunday Funny-Who Can Resist a Talking Dog Story

JAN
03
2010
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Oh Wayne!  That is truly a "shaggy dog story" if I ever heard one!
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Hi Susan, Yes, I thought this was a pretty good one.
8:30pm • #2
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Oldie but goodie, Wayne.  And I can just see that dog talking,
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Funny funny,  I had not heard that one before.  Gonna go tell my husband.  Thanks!
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Howdy and Evenen Wayne

I sure did get a real hoot, from this here blog post of yours. Thank you kindly!!!

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JAN
04
2010
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Jane, Yes, man's best friend, gotta love'em.

Ricki-Hope your husband's not an Air Force guy. If he is, he may not find this so funny (smile).

Dale-Something tells me you can spin a yarn too.
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Wayne  My former USMC husband said, "It figures" :)  Seriously, we are military relocation specialists - military relocation is a major segement of our business in Northern Virginia - we have the utmost respect for all of the service branches
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Howdy and Evenen Wayne

You sure could bet your boots on that, and not even need to take em off!!!

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Karen-Yes, all the branches have a role in our defense, but a little good natured ribbing helps morale.

Dale- I sort of thought I had you pegged. Try to stay warm and dry.
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