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Blonde Horseback rider (Humor)

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Mortgage and Lending with National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro

A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.


It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of sheer terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.


Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.


Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.

Matt

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Comments (5)

Norma J. Elkins
Elite Realty Group - Morristown, TN
Realtor - Elkins Home Selling Team

This was just too funny! Thanks!

Jan 06, 2010 10:05 PM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Ouch!!  That one hurt me almost as much as it hurt the blond.  Thanks Matt.

Jan 06, 2010 10:54 PM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

I love a good blong joke, and you got one here Matt!  Thanks for the chuckle!

Jan 07, 2010 09:06 AM
Jim Frimmer
HomeSmart Realty West - San Diego, CA
Realtor & CDPE, Mission Valley specialist

Now that one's just plain cruel. No one, even a blonde, should be subject to abuse by a Wal-Mart horse.

Jan 08, 2010 02:50 PM
Eileen Campos
Choice Group - Iselin, NJ
ABR , SFR, CNE

That was funny, the blonde was lucky Frank knew how to shut that wild horse off.

Feb 23, 2010 12:10 AM