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Try The Real Estate Agent Diet & Workout Routine

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Realty Executives Elite Homes

Goes a little something like this, first thing in the morning check you e-mail and turn on your cell phone (that's the stretch and warm up) second, Cook some breakfast....then try to eat it RING RING RING there goes the cellphone its a seller wanting to know when his house is going to sell, ring ring ring its the cellphone again its an angry buyer wanting to put a 200k offer on a 800k home and wants to know why the bank won't except his cash offer,now by this time its time to jump in the shower and get to the office, once done with your shower listen to the 35 messages on your cellphone (builds good biceps by the way).

Now your about ready to leave home and head to the office now any food that you did manage to eat will get burned off by the aggravation caused by being pulled over by the police while talking on your cellphone on the way to the office with a buyer that has no downpayment and a 400 FICO score (man that was worth the ticket)

Once at the office do the sprint to the back of the office past a couple other agents who just lost a deal or two due to a low appraisal (thanks HVC) while dodging the flailing arms and curses you can add the obliques to tighten and firm the mid-section in case you need to fold yourself in half to retrieve the offer on your listing that was sent over to your office the prior evening in triplicate and it fell behind the copier/fax/coffee holder machine.

Now its about Lunchtime, RING RING RING there goes that cell phone again, Hey it's the seller who wants to know if they sell the house to their brother do they still have to pay you a commission? at that point you won't have much of an appetite pretty much for the rest of the day I CALL THIS THE FASTING PERIOD, and basically start all over again the next day, if you want to accelerate the weight loss process you can do it 7 days a week and throw in an open house or two!!!!

Comments (2)

Trevor Elliott
RE/MAX Integrity - Salem, OR

This happened to me today almost exactly.

Jan 20, 2010 06:42 AM
Ralph Gorgoglione
Metro Life Homes - Palm Springs, CA
California and Hawaii Real Estate (310) 497-9407

I'll have to follow this routine.

Will I look like "AArnold" when I'm done?

Jan 20, 2010 06:46 AM