Joke of the week

 Breakfast at the White House


 Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White
 House.
 The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies 
   

 " I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

 "And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
 George W. looking up from his menu, replies with his trademark wink
 and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

 "Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude!  

  You are starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of
 office  for a year !" 
 
 As the waitress storms away Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers .

 "It's pronounced 'quiche.'