Today's Mind Benders...Enjoy!!
What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?
Watch closely I’m only going to do this once
Is it legal for a man to marry his widow’s sister in the state of California?
Probably not, since he’s dead.
How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
Just once, because after you subtract anything from it , it’s not 25 anymore.
What two things can never be eaten for Breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?
Damn
Imagine you are is a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Just quit imagining
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on earth?
Mount Everest of course
The Person who makes it doesn’t want it, The person who buys it doesn’t use it, The person who uses it doesn’t see it…What is it?
A Coffin
While some months have 30 days, others have 31 days how many months have 28 days?
All of them
Which came first the chick or the Egg?
The Egg, since Dinosaurs laid eggs before there were chickens
It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else…What is it?
Your Mind….
Let us try to use our minds wisely…enjoy your hump day!!!!
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