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Today's mind benders.

By
Managing Real Estate Broker with Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., NHRE# 02863

 

Today's Mind Benders...Enjoy!!

 

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?

Watch closely I’m only going to do this once

Is it legal for a man to marry his widow’s sister in the state of California?

Probably not, since he’s dead.

How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?

Just once, because after you subtract anything from it , it’s not 25 anymore.

What two things can never be eaten for Breakfast?

Lunch and dinner

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Damn

Imagine you are is a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

Just quit imagining

Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on earth?

Mount Everest of course

The Person who makes it doesn’t want it, The person who buys it doesn’t use it, The person who uses it doesn’t see it…What is it?

A Coffin

While some months have 30 days, others have 31 days how many months have 28 days?

All of them

Which came first the chick or the Egg?

The Egg, since Dinosaurs laid eggs before there were chickens

 

It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else…What is it?

Your Mind….

Let us try to use our minds wisely…enjoy your hump day!!!!

 

 

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Comments (21)

Valerie Osterhoudt
Johnson Real Estate, Inc. - Cromwell, CT
ABR, Cromwell, CT Real Estate ~ 860.883.8889

Steve.. These are the kind of Jokes/mind benders that are REALLY a lot of fun.. It has you think in a totally different direction than what you are used to.

valerie osterhoudt

Jan 27, 2010 06:12 AM
Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Happily Retired - Franklin, MA
Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team

those are good ones, Steve.....thanks

Jan 27, 2010 06:28 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

I'm Glad you enjoyed them.

Jan 27, 2010 06:37 AM
Sharon Tara
Sharon Tara Transformations - Portsmouth, NH
Retired New Hampshire Home Stager

I didn't do too badly.  I knew some of the answers, but you stumped me with a few of them!

Jan 27, 2010 06:47 AM
Debbie Walsh
SHAHAR Management - Middletown, NY
Hudson Valley NY Real Estate 845.283-3036

Good ones good ones!!

Jan 27, 2010 07:13 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

Most of these were pretty much common sense.  One of the reasons I got them all wrong!  LOL

Jan 27, 2010 07:31 AM
Michael J. Perry
KW Elite - Lancaster, PA
Lancaster, PA Relo Specialist

I got some of them wrong !!!!!

Jan 27, 2010 08:14 AM
Robert Hammerstein
Christie's International Real Estate - Hillsdale, NJ
Bergen County NJ Real Estate

Steve - What can I say....lol Funny stuff... I'm going to have to get back on the track with some fun posts as well... Ok, I hope your happy, now I have to go and find something funny to post.....lol

Jan 27, 2010 08:39 AM
Jane Cross
Homes By Cross serving Charlotte NC Real Estate Needs - Charlotte, NC

Steve, My grandpa used to trick us all the time with questions just like those...I love those! Thanks

Jan 27, 2010 10:42 AM
Jane Cross
Homes By Cross serving Charlotte NC Real Estate Needs - Charlotte, NC

Steve, Have you withdrawn your request to buy my lake house? I went looking for the offer, and somehow have misplaced it.

Jan 27, 2010 10:44 AM
Amy Hahn
Pine Knoll Shores Realty - Morehead City, NC
Realtor/Broker - Crystal Coast, NC

Steve, I didn't realize fish could talk!  I learn something new everyday.  Thanks for making me think and laugh.

My Favorite:

Imagine you are is a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

Just quit imagining

Jan 27, 2010 10:51 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Jane...you only had ten minutes to respond sorry!

Jan 27, 2010 11:35 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Amy...I like that one as well...Stop imagining a tragedy, oh if it were only so easy

Jan 27, 2010 11:36 AM
Dawn A Fabiszak
Private Label Realty ( Denver metro area, Colorado - Aurora, CO
The Dawn of a New Real Estate Experience!

Steve~ these are family friendly jokes, very cute.  I'll have to remember these.

Jan 27, 2010 01:40 PM
Andy Chaudoir
Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas - Georgetown, TX
Your Home Inspection Connection in Central Texas

Hello Steve - Those are great.  I think I'll use these to quiz the kids tomorrow.

Jan 27, 2010 02:04 PM
Terry & Bonnie Westbrook
Westbrook Realty Broker-Owner - Grand Rapids, MI
Westbrook Realty - Grand Rapids Forest Hills MI Re

So if I didn't get any of these before I read the answer can I still do a short sale?

Jan 27, 2010 03:51 PM
Erby Crofutt
B4 U Close Home Inspections&Radon Testing (www.b4uclose.com) - Lexington, KY
The Central Kentucky Home Inspector, Lexington KY

Why that's the first reasonable answer I've seen for the chicken vs egg tihng.

Dinosaurs.

 

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Jan 27, 2010 08:36 PM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

So happy that you can share these with your younger audience at home

Jan 28, 2010 12:14 AM
Alan May
Jameson Sotheby's International Realty - Evanston, IL
Home is where the hearth is.

Hey, those were fun.. .thanx

Jan 28, 2010 01:53 AM
Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®
Lewisburg, WV
Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

Steve...these were great mind benders.

Jan 28, 2010 05:42 AM