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Computer & The Auto Industry. Confusion Explained!

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Envelope Real Estate Brokerage Inc

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, 

'If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.' 

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating


If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part): 

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........Twice a day. 

2.. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
 
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this. 

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
 

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads. 

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single 'This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation' warning light.
 

7. The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying. 

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna. 

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 

10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine off. 

Posted by

Ty Lacroix Broker of Record & Owner

          

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David Saks
Memphis, TN
Broker / Industry Analyst

Instead of an oil change the engine would be defragmented of loose particles at regular intervals.

Feb 12, 2010 02:44 AM
Jo-Anne Smith
Oakville, ON

Ty,

This is so true! Excellent comeback from GM.....

Jo

Feb 12, 2010 03:56 AM
Ty Lacroix
Envelope Real Estate Brokerage Inc - London, ON

David:

Is that in the first 3 years or 60,000 miles, which ever comes first?

Ty

 

Feb 12, 2010 05:28 AM
Ty Lacroix
Envelope Real Estate Brokerage Inc - London, ON

Jo

GM does have a sense of humour

Ty

Feb 12, 2010 05:28 AM
Kathy Clulow
Uxbridge, ON
Trusted For Experience - Respected For Results

Ty - I started laughing at the first line from GM and continued laughing all the way to the end ... but I did like the thought of $25 dollar cars and would have settled for 100 miles to the gallon

Feb 13, 2010 02:17 PM