Fully Available! New Kitchen! New Bath!

I should have known something would be up when the walk wasn't shoveled...

Here's the new kitchen:

Here's the new bath:

Thinking that perhaps the place was vandalized, I called the listing agent. 

Him: "Oh, did you call Centralized Showings? The pipes burst and we discontinued showings."

Me: "CSS isn't responsible. You are. You should temporarily withdraw the house if it can't be shown for 48 hours."

Him: "Um, OK. I didn't think it was a big deal because we already have an accepted offer."

Me: <redacted>

This is what I published. What I won't publish is the email I sent his broker.