I have a collection of quotes that I have seen and I wanted to share.   I hope you enjoy, and feel free to use any, or all!

1.  "I can see your point, but I still think you're full of @#^*."

2.  "I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce."

3.  "How about never?  Is never good for you?"

4. "I live in my own world.  But that's ok, they know me here."

5.  "I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way."

6.  "I don't work here.  I'm a consultant."

7.  "It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying."  (Jargon)

8.  "You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers."

9.  "I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth."

10.  "The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist."

11.  "Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."

12.  "What am I?  Flypaper for freaks!?"

13.  "It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off."

14.  "Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."

15.  "Errors have been made.  Others will be blamed."

16.  "A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door."

17.  "Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?"

18.  "Too many freaks, not enough circuses."

19.  "Nice perfume.  Must you marinate in it?"

20.  "Oh I get it...like humor...but different!"

Have a great hump day!