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Stalking the Elusive Walking Closet

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with American Foursquare Realty RM423982

Today, we're stalking the elusive Walking Closet.  While some consider this beast mythical or at the very least, long extinct, we have recently come across the tracks and droppings of this magnificent creature.

While we might expect to see this on an episode of Animal Planet, we as Realtors more likely than not run into this animal on our local MLS. 

Which brings me to my  point today.  Grammar and spelling count in your listings!  

Grabbed from the remarks of my local MLS, here are some examples I quickly found: 

Walking Closet"an Ample Walking Closet and a Private Master Bath " . . . "walking closets for him and her" . . . "Walking closet. Gorgeous bath with Jacuzzi tub." . . . "Second level has main bedroom w/walking closet and private bath. " . . . ‘the master bedroom has a walking closet with laundry." . . . ‘Master Bedroom With Walking Closet And Balcony. " . . . ‘MASTER BEDROOM W/CEILING FAN & WALKING CLOSET" . . . ‘Master bedroom with walking closet and updated master bathroom. " . . . "Large Master Bed Huge Walking Closet " . . . "The Main Bedroom Comes With A Huge Walking Closet And A Full Bath" . . . "Upstairs you will find a private master retreat with tray ceiling, a sitting room, large walking closet and relaxing master bathroom." . . . "large stall shower and skylight.large walking closet with professionally installed closet organizers" . . . "The luxurious master suite is completed with his and hers walking closet " . . . "The master bedroom suite has a large walking closet,a master bath with beautiful ceramic tile" . . . "The Main Bedroom Comes With A Huge Walking Closet " 

For the record, the correct term for a closet that you are able to walk into is a walk-in closet.  A walking closet would be a closet that has, by some magical spell, become ambulatory.  Fellow Realtors, if your listing truly has a walking closet, contact me at once!  I will purchase the home and make a fortune off of this fantastic, unique feature.


Your listing remarks are not only seen by your peers on your local MLS, they are more than likely seen by the hoards of real estate aficionados on realtor.com and on other sites where you post your listings.  So why not put your professionalism and best face forward by spell-checking and proof reading your remarks before publishing them?  Or, if you truly believe the term "walking closet"  is the real definition for a closet that you can freely roam, then I'd suggest having a co-worker or the office secretary proof your text for you! 

My broker summed up the walking closet so well.  When I showed him a listing with the offending term, he replied, "Perhaps the house is so ugly, the closet is trying to escape!"

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 Richard Strahm is an award winning Realtor specializing in the North Penn areas of Montgomery County -- Lansdale, Upper Gwynedd, North Wales, Towamencin, Hatfield -- and beyond!  Visit him at www.a4square.com or call today at 215-853-2624 for a free and private consultation about all of your real estate needs.
 
 
Richard Strahm
Broker / Owner
Realtor, ABR, CRS, PSA, SFR, SRS, SRES
 
American Foursquare Realty - Lansdale, PA

415 North Broad Street
Lansdale, PA 19446

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Maybe your local board needs to make some training available to agents explaining types of closets they are likely to encounter in the field.  I'm sure "walking closets" will not be one of them.

Mar 01, 2010 11:48 PM
Lewis Beynon
CENTURY 21 Triangle Group - Raleigh, NC
Lew B Realty

Two funny Richard.  I'll have toupee' more attention too my remarks section when loading my lisitngs!!!

Mar 03, 2010 08:08 AM
Richard Strahm
American Foursquare Realty - Lansdale, PA
Lansdale and North Penn Real Estate

Lewis - I wish you could hear how loudly I just laughed -- for I just used the word toupee in a response to someone else's post this morning!  What are the chances??

Mar 03, 2010 08:14 AM
Valerie Baker
Exit Real Estate Professionals - Spokane, WA
Spokane Realtor

Richard - Lovin' it, even if it is a little late!  Brings to mind the Nancy Sinatra tune . . . "This closet's made for walking and that's just what it'll do.  One of these days this closet's gonna walk all over you!"  

Nov 04, 2010 05:05 AM
Richard Strahm
American Foursquare Realty - Lansdale, PA
Lansdale and North Penn Real Estate

Valerie!  Now I have another song I'm not going to get out of my head for the rest of the day!

Nov 04, 2010 05:16 AM