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My Scariest Real Estate Story

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Real Estate Agent with Coldwell Banker Tomlinson Group

scarey houseMy scariest real estate story just happened to take place in late October.  I was sitting an Open House in a new subdivision, but I was the only agent in the sub that day.  We had had fairly steady traffic most of the day, mostly young families looking for "oh my gosh, we need a bigger house" style homes.  The home I had open was a perfect example of the style, and built by one of the name builders in town.  I remember early in the afternoon, I was answering questions for a really nice couple with two kids in tow.  It was early enough in the day that the kids weren't bored to unruliness yet, and we were all getting along pretty good.  They didn't have a REALTOR working for them yet, so I was working hard for the job.  You know what I mean, we've all had that scene.


A gentleman came in by himself while I was with my customers.  I excused myself a minute and walked over to him, explained I'd only be a short while, if he had any questions.  He was very reserved.  Tan pants, blue shirt, London Fog type jacket.  Mentioned something about not needing any help, he was just looking at the floorplan. I went back to my original family and continued showing them around.  Another couple came in, and London Fog walked out without saying anything.  You all recognize this situation, don't you?  Another tire kicker, and I didn't think much more about it.


A bit later, during a time when there were no visitors in the home, this same man pulls up in front, and just as he's getting out, another family pulls up as well.  The kids are a little older, they know the drill, and come rocketing in the front door, and promptly peel off in different directions, followed by this odd man, and then their parents.  I'm paying more attention to the kids, my house, the parents... you know how it is.  He waves me off helping him, mumbles something about helping the family, and dissappears into the living room of the house.  I give the parents the tour.  They love the house, and I'm thrilled, with my second hot contact of the day.  As we are standing in the doorway of the kitchen, I feel someone walk up behind me, and DANG this guy is just about right on my back.  Much closer than people usually stand to someone they don't know.  Now I'm getting the creepys... you know what I mean.  This guy says something about being an investor from California, in town looking to buy a couple houses, he likes the sub, yada, yada, "I'll be back when you're not so busy", and he turns around and just walks out.  Too weird...

So another hour goes by, and I've got the willies going pretty good, so I call another agent and tell him the situation.  He says "you've had a good day already, and it's getting dark, so if there isn't any traffic in the sub, why not just close it up and go home?"  Yes, an excellent idea... I'm not feeling real inclined to any more "customer service challenges" at this point.  In fact, I'm downright spooked, and it's getting dark fast.  So, I pull my signs, pack up the laptop and brochures, and start working my way through the house turning off the lights.  I'm upstairs, turning off the lights in the media room bath, when I hear the front door open and heavy footsteps coming fast up the stairs... whoever this is knows the layout of the house!  My heart is thumping, I can hardly breathe, and I can see my name in tomorrow's papers "Realtor Ambushed In Vacant House".  Think, think...what am I going to do now?  I crouch down behind the door, in the dark, and hold my breath.  I hear him make the top of the stairs and he pokes his head in the media room, but he doesn't notice me in the dark.  I hear him go into the small bedrooms, and when I hear his footsteps on the tile floor of the jack'n'jill bathroom I jump up and make a break for it.  In my haste to get out from behind the door, I accidentally smack it into the wall.  The noise alerts my stalker, and I hear him come charging out of the back bedroom just as I make it to the stairs.  I'm going down them two and three at a time, use the banister and posts to swing around the landing, just like when I was 10 years old.  He's taking the stairs as fast as I am, and he's right behind me, but he doesn't turn as well as I do and hits the landing wall.  That gives me just enough time to make it to the entry and out the door.  I'm running as fast as I can to my car, so grateful that I had unlocked it already to start loading up!  I hear him coming up behind me, and I seem to be losing this race... this CAN'T be happening.  As I lurch into the front seat his foot hits some wet leaves on sidewalk.  I'm just about into the seat, and I can hear him falling forward towards  me.  He reaches out and catches me by the leg as he falls to the ground.  I'm fumbling the key in the ignition and trying to make him let go so I can drive away.  I shout at him "Let GO! Let GO!", and he starts pulling my leg...


just like I'm pulling yours now.

Sorry gang, I couldn't help it .  But in the words of Sgt. Phil Esterhaus on "Hill Street Blues"... "Be careful out there."

Dena Stevens
Rocky Mountain Realty - Canon City, CO
Putting The Real Into Realtor Since 2004
You had me untill the end, good one!
Oct 17, 2006 02:47 PM
Karen Villa Schweinfurth
RE/MAX Northwest Realtors, Inc. 425-308-3669 - Everett, WA
ABR, CRS, SRES, CyberStar
You sucked me in!
Oct 17, 2006 03:11 PM
Bill Williams
Coldwell Banker Tomlinson Group - Boise, ID
I hope nobody minds too much.  The core of this story was "given" to me a couple of years ago, in another life.  I've been wanting to give it away for awhile now, and when Jim Cronin of Real Estate Tomato fame mentioned a Halloween Real Estate Carnival... I thought this might be a good time to turn it loose.  Thank you all for reading it. 
Oct 17, 2006 03:16 PM
Alexander Harb
Knights Investing - Mesquite, TX
Dallas, Texas Real Estate Investing
Cute Bill...cute... ;-D
Oct 17, 2006 03:37 PM
Maureen McCabe
HER Realtors - Columbus, OH
Columbus Ohio Real Estate
Very good telling of the story.  You got me.
Oct 17, 2006 09:47 PM
Tyler Wedel
THIRD TENNESSEE REALTY - Monterey, TN
that was funny you had me believing until the end
Oct 18, 2006 12:56 AM
Shari George
Coldwell Banker Tomlinson - Lewiston, ID

Haa haa, you had me...You mentioned tire kickers.. I call them "tile kickers"

have a great day

Oct 25, 2006 05:31 AM
Maureen Francis
Coldwell Banker Weir Manuel - Bloomfield Hills, MI
Coldwell Banker Weir Manuel

I was scared.  And glad that you "got me".

Congratulations on your Carnival win!!! 

 

Oct 30, 2006 11:41 PM
Roberta Murphy
San Diego Previews Real Estate - Carlsbad, CA
Carlsbad Real Estate and Homes
Bill; Congratulations on your carnival win!  I was pulled in--all the way!
Oct 31, 2006 01:05 AM
Maureen McCabe
HER Realtors - Columbus, OH
Columbus Ohio Real Estate

Congratulations... I knew it was a winner the first time I read it. 

 

Oct 31, 2006 01:54 AM
Adam Tarr
MavRealty - Phoenix, AZ
PC -GRI, ABR, CDPE, RSPS, ePro - Designated Broker

Nice - good story teller.  Try it around a campfire

Oct 31, 2006 08:29 AM
Jeff Dowler, CRS
eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude
Thanks for sharing - as they say...gotcha. The scary thing is that I don't have a hard time believing this could be real, given all that we hear.
Oct 31, 2006 08:59 AM
Maureen Maureen
Orangeburg, NY

Oh My God!  You totally had me.  That is like my worst nightmare.  Especially being a woman.  I am totally scared to go to a lot of homes for exactly this reason.  Thank God it was a joke.  I'm skittish enough as it is.  Actually going to a vacant home tomorrow.  Man I'm gonna be looking over my shoulder the entire time.  Thanks a lot for planting this little worm in my brain!!!!

Oct 31, 2006 09:10 AM
Bonnie Erickson
Tangletown Realty - Saint Paul, MN
I nearly had a heart attack getting YOUR car door open!  You deserve the win!
Oct 31, 2006 11:12 AM
Bill Williams
Coldwell Banker Tomlinson Group - Boise, ID
Thank you all for so many kind comments, I appreciate it.  The best stories are the ones that have the label "No Realtors Were Hurt In The Making Of This Story".  And Maureen, a lot more of us men than you might imagine have the same skittishness.  Neighborhood/subdivision opens would be one answer, perhaps getting a large loan officer on site would be another... one bedroom condos, maybe?  ;-)
Oct 31, 2006 11:35 AM
Ginger S
Wilkinson & Associates, Wilmington NC - Wilmington, NC
Wilmington NC Real Estate & Relocation~

You got me too....

Till the pull my leg I got a little suspicious at that point .....LOL!

Oct 31, 2006 12:22 PM
Rick & Ines - Miami Beach Real Estate
Majestic Properties - Miami Beach, FL

Congratulations on your win!!  Awesome story!  You had me going!!

ines

Nov 01, 2006 06:36 AM
Carole Cohen
Howard Hanna Cleveland City Office - Cleveland, OH
Realtor, ePRO
Very well written, I realized I was holding my breath!  Great story, congratulations!!
Nov 01, 2006 10:04 AM
Ann Cummings
RE/MAX Shoreline - NH and Maine - Portsmouth, NH
Portsmouth NH Real Estate Preferrable Agent

Congrats on your win!  And on your story getting so many of us!  I found I was holding my breath towards the end, and wrote it so well that I could picture all of in my mind.....and then you GOT me!!

Great story!

Ann Cummings

Nov 02, 2006 09:34 PM
Real Estate Tomato
Real Estate Tomato - Cottonwood, CA
Real Estate Website Design Done Beautifully

Just got sent here from a Twitter update.  I loved this story.  We had a lot of fun for that Carnival.

Oct 30, 2009 11:41 AM