OK, wanna know what makes me crazy? Stay tuned.
Used to be the dial phone rang and everyone ran to answer it. Adults and kids all but fought to beat the others to the phone to see who was on the other end.
Then the answering machine was invented, so everybody programmed a message that said they couldn't come to the phone right now --- of course that inferred they were spending every waking moment in the bathroom. No one wanted to answer the phone anymore. No one cared who was calling. And no one was really in the bathroom.
Then came not returning calls left on the answering machine, so the recipient blamed it on the machine. ("Darned machine! It didn't record your call. I'm so sorry, blah, blah, blah.")
Next came CB radios so everyone could talk their heads off in a code and with code names that no one knew. Guess that meant everyone still wanted to talk, they just didn't want to talk to their friends. While they were on the CB radios, the answering machine was catching the calls at home...the ones they had no intention of returning. ("Darned Machine! It didn't record you call. I'm so sorry, blah, blah, blah.")
Next people realized that they could use the answering machine to screen their calls. So while the thing was inferring they were in the bathroom, they were really standing there waiting to hear who was going to leave a message. Then if they wanted to speak with the person, they'd picked it up and give some excuse about hearing the phone ringing, being out in the backyard, and running in to catch it just in time.
Next came Caller ID. No need for the answering machine any more. Just look and see who's calling and either answer or don't. Perfect solution. Now callers can only suspect you're avoiding them.
Next came cell phones so we wouldn't have to miss a call...stay in constant touch. But then we figured out that we could look at the caller ID on them, and decide whether or not to answer the call. Back to screening calls again.
But this time, the caller KNOWS you have your phone with you and that you just don't want to speak with him.
Some say they always answer their cell phones unless they are busy with a client.
Interestingly, the state lottery commission says they've never been told by a machine, "We can't come to the phone right now." Everyone with Caller ID is always available to take their calls.
That the rest of us ever make that call again shows that Americans are either tolerant to a fault or totally impervious to blunt rudeness.
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