This was told to me over the past weekend by client.

A preist, a realtor and a lawyer went fishing in a small boat out on the open waters of the pacific.  After several hours in the hot sun and no fish they started home.  They got about halfway when the motor died and would not restart.  The realtor noticed an island close by and said "I'm gonna swim for it and try to make contact with a local in order to  fix our situation."  The priest then cried out, "Don't do it son.  These are shark infested waters and they will rip you to shreds."  At that moment the lawyer jumped in the water and began swimming to shore.  As he moved away from the boat, two great white sharks circled him in the water and each then swam beside him.  The lawyer placed his hands on the dorsel fin of each shark and they quickly carried him safely to shore.  The preist exclaimed, "Unbelievable, I have just seen a miracle from the Lord."  But the Realtor quickly corrected the preist stating, 'No Father, what you just saw was a professional  courtesy!"

 

5 Comments on A Shark Tale!

MAR
11
2010
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Dennis, I have a lawyer in the family so you can be sure I've heard a variation of this...still funny and still an element of truth.

10:31pm • #1
569,711 Points 26 Featured Posts Outside Blog Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

I will have to forward this to my husband, he could use some new material.  I'm sure he will get a lot of mileage out of it!

10:51pm • #3
488,860 Points Called Shot Master

Howdy and evenen there Dennis

What a mighty fine hoot of a read, you have posted. Thank ya kindly!!!

Baker Home and Commercial Properties Inspections

11:07pm • #4
157,350 Points 2 Featured Posts

Hello Dennis - Thanks for the laugh.  Have a great day.

11:36pm • #5
MAR
12
2010
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Hey Dennis.  That was a new one to me and a good one.  Thanks!

1:06am • #6


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