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Ed and Dorothy

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty 583361

Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.  When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic.  He immediately started asking her out when they got home.
 
Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. 
 
Ed became convinced that Dorothy was indeed his soul mate and true love.  Every date seemed better than the last.
 
On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Dorothy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage.  So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut.  I play golf. I read about golf.  I watch golf on TV.  In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf.  If that's going to be a problem, for us, you'd better say so now!"
 
Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem.   I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that about the last five years I've been a hooker."
 
"Oh wow!  I see," Ed replied.  He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in thought then he added. "You know, it's probably just because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off."

Bill Gillhespy
16 Sunview Blvd - Fort Myers Beach, FL
Fort Myers Beach Realtor, Fort Myers Beach Agent - Homes & Condos

Hi Steve,  Too funny !   I'm sending this to all my golfing friends !

Mar 31, 2010 05:51 AM
Charles Buell
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
Seattle Home Inspector

Steve, I am at an internet cafe and now everyone is wondering why I just spit coffee all over my netbook LOL

Mar 31, 2010 05:51 AM
Candice A. Donofrio
Next Wave RE Investments LLC Bullhead City AZ Commercial RE Broker - Fort Mohave, AZ
928-201-4BHC (4242) call/text

Steve, didn't you read the recent missive? No more jokes!

(Kidding, I love jokes!) (wink)

Too cute!

Mar 31, 2010 06:01 AM
Jim Palmer
Chipola Realty - Chipley Office (850) 638-2777 - Sunny Hills, FL
Washington County, Florida

Oh man..Sure did not see that one coming.

Best joke I have heard today!!

Mar 31, 2010 06:01 AM
Larry Gray
Real Estate Consultant - Lakeland, FL

Steve this was a good and I did not see the punch line coming.  Thanks for a big hearty life to wake me up this Wednesday afternoon.

Mar 31, 2010 06:31 AM
Michael J. Perry
KW Elite - Lancaster, PA
Lancaster, PA Relo Specialist

Got me , I was concentrating on the box !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mar 31, 2010 08:16 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Steve, I was a Hooker for almost 20 years, but once I was fit for off-set heads, I straighten it all out. I'm afraid I slice a bit now.

Mar 31, 2010 09:38 AM
Myrl Jeffcoat
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

Oh - when I saw that Dorothy was a "hooker" I thought that meant she was into fishing!  Afterall, there is a bait shop called "The Happy Hooker."

Mar 31, 2010 01:15 PM
Valerie Osterhoudt
Johnson Real Estate, Inc. - Cromwell, CT
ABR, Cromwell, CT Real Estate ~ 860.883.8889

Steve.. OMG!!! That was GREAT.  You got me on this one.. I didn't see that coming.

valerie osterhoudt

Mar 31, 2010 01:17 PM
Dale Baker
Baker Energy Audits and Commercial Properties Inspections - Claremont, NH
New Hampshire Relocation Real Estate Information

Howdy and evenen to ya Steve

I sure got a mighty fine hoot, thank you kindly!!!

Mar 31, 2010 03:56 PM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Steve, sounds like a match made in heaven...didn't see it coming...thanks for the early morning laugh.

Mar 31, 2010 05:25 PM
Andy Chaudoir
Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas - Georgetown, TX
Your Home Inspection Connection in Central Texas

Hello Steve - Ed is certainly hooked on the game of golf.  Thanks for the laugh!

Apr 04, 2010 03:48 PM