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List Your House Cheap With Broker Bryant!

Folks.....................it's Friday video time!!! This week TLW and I have been contemplating opening a new and exciting Real Estate Company. With our market, being down the way it is, we figured we could open up a discount Brokerage and take advantage of the hard time some Sellers are having financially.

We spent some time today filming our first info-commercial But hey....I don't want to spoil the FUN so please cut on your speakers and enjoy our little video for today. Let us know how we did.

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There you have it folks! Hope we made you laugh. Until next week..........

Posted by Bryant Tutas Broker/REALTOR(R) Tutas Towne Realty, Inc on 07/27/2007 05:49 PM

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80 Comments on List Your House Cheap With Broker Bryant!

JUL

2007

Reserved Parking For "The Lovely Wife"...TLW...ROAR!

Blog Boy...

I say we exceeded our own expectations on this one. LOL.

Boy...What an awesome team we make :)

By the way don't smack anyone with your new ring. You could put a hurtin' on someone with that sucker :)

TLW...ROAR!

ROFLMAO! I look forward to these every Friday! Thank you!

What did your bookie have to say? Is he upset with the NBA official sting going on? Funny stuff. Thanks for the Friday Laugh.

I am the only one in the office....eating huge taco salad from Maui Taco's next door....couldn't take my eyes off the video....spittle from laughter all over my desk and keyboard....stuck a mouthful of jalepeno's in my mouth with the last bite...glad no one's here...I just had a good ole time...thanks!

Love the jewelry and the brandy ! Thanks for making me laugh out loud ! !!!

P.S. Since this in not members only, let us know when you get your first call after a consumer seeing this video.

Go to GoDaddy and buy the domain. ListYourHouseForCheap.com before someone else does !!

Flippin' hilarious. The VEOH quality looks great on this one.

You ALWAYS exceed MY expectations!...

Ok, that's it, I'm ready to sell! Sign me up!

Love the parody! Nice ring BTW.

TLW, what a wonderful voice!

Oh my. This is HILARIOUS!

BB,

You had me at 50 Cents on the Dollar, i'll sign, where? You look like you were enjoying a good cigar, you may want to see Matt Blums post on the cigar tax, because he said it going up, Oh wait! your a multi million dollar producer, you can afford it, you don't even answer your own phone :0) Man you are cool, I really like you guy's it makes me laugh. keep it up....

Tom Weiss

Hey! You put it on Veoh. Now I don't get to cheat by seeing what you posted on You Tube first =(

O.K. I plugged my speakers in for 5 minutes. I couldn't resist a film with Tutas is a tie.

You're such a ham.

Very Funny, don't I know you from somewhere?

Hubba aka Tool Boy aka Jeff Turner...

It was shot in hidef and Veoh is awesome. Excellent quality :)

I guess we have outgrown You Tube :)

TLW...ROAR!

You got some serious bling going on over there ... .you'd better be sharing with the "Lovely Wife".... All I am going to say is you two are LOCO..... Thanks again for the weekly giggle

Man, I look forward to Fridays now. Too funny! You and TWL are a great comedy act.

Jeff

Sorry BB, but you will have to bear with me on this one (since I'm only four weeks old as of yesterday)

After watching your video, I had a few questions I wanted to ask to clarify a few of the things you said......

Question 1.

If I had a list of the top ten brokers in Poinciana Florida, what position would you be on that list?

Question 2.

Where do you get your Mercedes waxed at? My Hotwheels need a new coat

Question 3.

Is breast milk suppose to come out of my nose when I laugh?

Kelan

That's just too funny. I miss the wig and bra, but this is a good look for you too! Thanks for the laugh! A great end to a hectic week.

OMG we ALL have so much time on our hands....wish biz would pick up. LOL

You two are wayyyy too talented. Numero Uno, where can I get one of those lovely 'star' rings ? Or is it custom made just for you LOL

I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
Thanks for the wonderful Friday night videos ..keep em coming !

Melissa glad you enjoyed it!

Kelan the Great....OK that bresat milk comment had me spitting up my water!!!! That was hillarious.

Jeff we have a lot of fun making these things. 16 takes!!! I just couldn't get it right.

Cheryl, I certainly can for $199.99!! Give me a call. Just say you are my bookie:)

Desiree, LOCO(that's carzy for those that don't speak Spanish) we are!! TLW put me up to it:)

Tracey, You may have seen me down at the used car lot:)

LENN HARLEY PLUGGED IN HER SPEAKERS JUST FOR ME!!!!!!!!! THANKS LENN I'M HONORED. I KNOW HOW THAT WAS FOR YOU. WHILE YOU'RE PLUGGED IN GO WATCH "BLOGGING BERTHA" FROM LAST WEEK!!!

To All...

I am pleased that you're enjoying this. We shot this about 12 twelves time if not more. We kept laughing and Blog Boy kept forgetting his spiel. He did a few other things that I probably should not mention here. Just know we laughed. A LOT :)

Blog Boy...

If I had known Veoh was going to provide such a good quality video I would have insisted on that 'Long Red Pinky Nail' to go with the nose sniff. LOL.

TLW...ROAR!

Lisa, Did you know I spent an hour today watching your YouTubes? Very entertaining. This file was too large for YouTube. I guess you have to stop at 100MB this one had 115MB. veoh, btw is unlimited, or so they say. Took an hour though.

Tom, Thanks for stopping by. I did read Matt's post. $10 tax for a cigar is outrageous. Lucky for me I don't really smoke them. Went through 2 making this video and I'm still sick!!!

Pamela, Glad you enjoyed it. Laughter is good for the soul.

Jason, my son, your mom and I had great fun making this. Took us almost 2 hours to get it right.

Rich, Thanks for stopping by my friend. I think "blogging Bertha" may make another appearance next week.

Jeff, Thanks for your help. I may never use YouTube again!! Much better quality and only took an hour.

Missy, I thought his one was too good to keep it "members only". Hey the consumer likes to laugh too. Maybe I will go check out that domain name:) BTW, I hope all is well with you and your daughter.

WooHoo, glad we could keep you company.

Hi Kim, As long as you guys keep coming back I promise to keep making them. TLW and I have blast making these things.

David and Kristin, My bookie said "No money for you!!!"

Kat, we DO have too much time on our hands!!!

Jo-Anne, Hey you'll have to ask my prop lady where she gets this stuff. She just says "Sit here and do this" and I do:)

OK TLW, Your idea turned out great!!! I promise to just shut up and listen the next time.....maybe:)

Folks just so you know these videos are not scripted. We get an idea and then we just kind of run with it. I never know what I'm going to say until we start shooting. That's why it takes so many takes. I really struggled with this one because I was having a hard time visualizing it in my head. I didn't see the humor. BUT TLW said it would be funny so I went with it. After the first take I knew it would work. We are both really glad yo enjoyed it.

Broker Bryant, You will buy my house from me 99c on the dollar? I wonder if most home seller know what that even means? LOL

Now this is a way to finish our week. I think we should call it: "Thank God Is Video Friday" TGIVF.

By the way...how is Bertha????

Ooooh! And the domain is still available!! :)

Where are the DEPENDS when you need them? They are for numero uno also!~

Nice Bling Mr. Numero Uno! roflmao. Still SVW here.

Ok...I'm in Phoenix at a conference but had to stop in to see what was happening on a Friday nite in the rain. LOL LOL LOL Very very very funny!!! Glad I didn't miss it!

Oh and by the way, I have a class reunion coming up and I need some BLING.... can I borrow that ring if I tell you I'm a million dollar producer too? LMAO

Sorry for hacking your post BB, but Linda how is the conference ? Wish I was there and can't wait until you blog on it. hey, BB, it's Friday and me and Pinot are having a chill time.

YeeHaw.. You guys are the best..I just about peed my panties.. I love the star ring .. it speaks volumes..so to speak..... I do believe there is a spot for you on late nite TV.. now if you just had a dog named Spot...but I suppose an alligator would do...

You guy's are just having WAY too much Fun................... keep it up

Now this was funny! I love the bling did you borrow it from Broker Bertha? That is good quality video I think I have a headache from the cigar smoke. Wonder what you two will cook up next week.

You two always seem to make whatever work on whatever...good job...and yes, I was entertained. Now I'm going home.

JUL

2007

And the Oscar goes to....

BB- Will there be franchise opportunities available soon?

oh this was too funny. I've been too busy working and missing your Friday funnies. I missed Blogging Bertha! I love Billie's voice. Mrs. Wannaclose....Mr. Listoday...and all that bling, bling. You two are a Riot with a capital "R" Thanks for the many laughs.

Ok, as silly as it was, it's still true!! Try getting those people to talk to you after you list your home for a few hundred dollars. Not likely to happen!

Multi-million dollar producer that has sold at least 6 homes....LMAO @ that comment.

Damn Boy you look good in a tie and gold chain! :) Love it! I was waiting all day for this, and thought after I read somewhere that ya'll were having youtube issues that maybe it just wasn't going to happen, to my delight here it is! :)

You remind me of the car salesman or even Cleo the mind reader..hey can you place a bet on the #2 horse for me:)

the ring is hilarious - the tight bracelet is even funier! I was waiting for the big diamond earing!

Unreal, you actually own a white shirt, tie, and lots of glittery crap god stuff, wow, I am impressed and can't wait to see how your new business, how your new business, hum, you sure this is a new business or a spin off of some dorky outfit? Keep us posted. LOL

Broker Bryant -

They're coming to take me away, ha-ha, hee-hee, ho-ho, ha-ha. I need to stop laughing before I can comment- no really!

I, The Lovely Wife (aka TLW) Dub this character...

"Broker Blinky"

Oh. Yes. Give me my "Blinky"...

Still cracking me up darlin' :)

TLW...ROAR!

Ok I'm back. I started this business yesterday and my phone started ringing off the hook this morning! There's a lot of folks wanting to take me up on that $199.99 listing. Unfortunately no one qualified:) Oh well maybe next time.

Ahhh......Some! Where did you score the sweet ring!?

I think it's terrible that you didn't answer each one of us individually with some witty

Broker Blinky Bryant-ism....... LMAO

LOL @ Fran...

Now for any of you that have missed our videos...

Here is a link that will take you right to the collection-------------> FRIDAY VIDEOS.

If any of you missed Blogging Bertha ... She's the Drama Queen :)

TLW...ROAR!

John...I made the ring out of a pendant :)

Hi Fran, Broker Blinky Bryant-ism........Hmmm...talk about pressure!!!! OK seriously I hope you know I ALWAYS appreciate each and everyone that takes the time to read and comment on my posts. I started out doing pretty well on this posts responding to everyone and then........I went to bed. I woke up and had to go to work. It's so hard to keep up!!!!! OK...no more excuses....I'm going over to your blog to so some commenting. I got to spread the love:)

John, You know we wanted to get a big ole' diamond but the dollar store was closed. So TLW with her awesome imagination used a hair clip shaped like a star. I thought it was pretty fitting. The only jewelry I own is my wedding ring. I don't even wear a watch!

LOL @ Broker Blinky...

It was a pendant babe :)

Not only do you not listen to me...You don't even read my comments. Shame on you :)

TLW...ROAR!

Pendant...per se? LOL

LOL...You got me good with that one :)

Sorry folks...It's an inside joke :)

TLW...ROAR!

Funny video....bit redundant, but funny none the less...I guess you went to the George W school of video production....that is, say it often enough and it makes it true! Whoops, too political. Sorry.

Bob Mitchell

ValueList Real Estate Services, Inc.

JUL

2007

OK - the sad part is someone liked you idea so much that they parked that website at GoDaddy.com

Good going Bryant.

Flipping Hilarious, you two are nutz! I love it!

Did someone say nuts? per se? LOL.

To All...I am the person that bought the dot coms :)

TLW...ROAR!

I will respond privately

B-Boy's gotz the BLING!

now i have to remove that 'always exceed your expectations' line from all my marketing pieces! :(

the personality, accessories and background were excellent BB. well done señor numero uno!

Hey Nick, How you been? BTW the credit for all the props goes to TLW. And I have multiple personalities so my part was easy:)

JUL

2007

Hey BB,

Can you take my bet on the fourth race at the track? only 1.99 right?

BB- Love the ring. You now have me looking forward to watching your videos on Friday. What will you think of next.

Now if you would have sniffed the brandy, swirled it around, then took a sip, all while taking a puff at the same time, it would have been perfect. What a great laugh! Where do you come up with this stuff? Oh, I know, from the idiots out there.

JUL

2007

OMG! Now I'm going to giggle all day!!!

Your little spoof reminds me of a local car dealers ad here in Toledo - North Clark from Rose City Motors....his assistants are named Junkyard Jason and The DI. Same accent, same high pressure. Hilarious!

Now I have my calendar set to remind me to check on this every Friday! Thanks again!

Sorry folks.....I'm a million dollar producer...top agent...numero uno.... and I DON'T answer comments!!!

ROARING with laughter!!!!!!!!!!! We actually have some agents like this in our AREA (Charlotte)!! So funny! We have some realty companies that have $750 full service listings! I love the gold glasses, chain, and the ring-that just MADE it!!! thanks for the laugh.

You do realize that it was clear that TLW was laughing as hard as I did as the camera laughed with me- GREAT AND THANK YOU!

numero uno, I am surprised you have time to blog. Do you have a mirror behind your computer screen to check out all that bling? HILARIOUS! The video quality was impressive too. Now you need a license plate.

AUG

2007

TFF!! List your house for cheap what a great idea!!!

Ok I thought this was worth repeating since you guys didn't seem to get it the first time around:

I'm a million dollar producer...top agent...numero uno.... and I DON'T answer comments!!!

Blog Boy...

You are cracking me up with that :)

TLW...ROAR!

Señor Numero Uno.. i like the part about you slipped in that fact that million dollar producer meant you sold like 6 houses.. (or something like that.).. that was funny!! those details sealed the deal and almost pee'd my pants :) el nickito

BB, you outdid yourself! You have captured the essence of the "numero uno" for posterity. Thank you for the laughs, the big...big laughs!

JUN

2008

So how many agents are there in that FL town??? Really makes you think about the differentiation aspect of marketing!

MAY

All the way to 2009 and this is so hilarious! You and TLW should do a You Tube Reality Show!

Sharon

All the way to 2009 and this is so hilarious! You and TLW should do a You Tube Reality Show!

Sharon

OCT

Numero UNO, huh?! I'm LMAO--seriously OUTLOUD! I don't know how I missed this before but, you need to re-post this one!

Did you ever get any calls from this one--other than from Julio?!!

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