At an old country church before services started yesterday, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking.
All of a sudden Satan appeared at the front of the church.
The congregation panicked and everyone was screaming and running for the front entrance in an effort to get away from the Devil.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving. He seemed to be oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy was in his presence.
Satan was puzzled by this. So he walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am?"
The man replied, “Yep, sure do.”
“Aren’t you afraid of me?” Satan asked.
“Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man.
“Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?” Satan persisted.
“Don’t doubt it for a minute,” replied the old man, in an even tone.
“And you are still not afraid?” asked Satan.
“Nope,” said the old man
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, “Why aren’t you afraid of me?”
The man calmly replied, “Been married to your sister for 48 years.”
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Laura, needed a little humor this morning to get the day started. Thanks.
Apr 12, 2010 12:36 AM
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
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Very funny Laura. Please insert rim shot here!
Keep 'em coming my friend!
Laughter is always a great way to start the day!
Apr 12, 2010 12:56 AM
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Laura, I wasn't aware that Satan had a sister but that explains a lot, thanks for the funny story to start my day.
Apr 12, 2010 02:30 AM
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Laura...I thought about putting this into my Anniversary blog, but, common sense won out!
Apr 12, 2010 08:23 AM
Baker Residential and Commercial Properties Inspections - Springfield, VT
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Howdy and evenen to ya Laura
What a hoot of a read, I'm sure glad that old man got her.
Apr 12, 2010 04:41 PM
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce
Starting the day with a smile...just the very best way there is ! Thank you...have a prosperous day !
Apr 12, 2010 10:24 PM
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A 2 Z Realty LLC - Castle Rock, CO
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International Property Management Group, LLC - Aiken, SC
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hahaha - not what I was expecting -- too funny Laura :) hope you're having an awesome day!
Apr 13, 2010 08:06 AM
Rulnick Realty, Inc. - Destin, FL
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Well at least the marriage seems to have lasted well if he has gotten 48 years out of the ordeal.
Apr 13, 2010 01:16 PM
WJK Realty - Austin, TX
Realtor, C.N.E., with WJK REALTY
I am sorry I missed the Monday laugh until today. It was worth the wait!
;)
Apr 14, 2010 03:25 AM
Living Albuquerque - Albuquerque, NM
Living Albuquerque
Laura,
I guess I've been missing your Jokes for awhile. I will make sure that I look out for them. I will definitely use this one...it is so funny!
May 11, 2010 04:56 PM
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