Always reinvent yourself!!! Lunar mobile homes for sale...By Travis(LOL)
As your favorite Real Estate Pro in Idaho
I am currently taking reservations for an exciting new lunar mobile home park.
This will be a 3 phase project with the largest and best lots in the first phase.
If you are worried about living in a mobile home...Think again. One of the distinctions of this park versus many others is:
We will be boasting a clubhouse with an olympic size pool.
9 hole golf course.
Equestrian center with 250 capacity stable.
WE ARE ON THE MOON.
This isn't you run of the mill park, we will be enforcing some strict ccr's to maintain the integrity and quality of this park.
Doublewides are a minimum.
No metal roofs.
No peeing in the pool.
Some of you are probably wondering, Why not build homes instead of mobiles...Well the answer is simple. Due to the high cost of oxygen we need to construct these beauties quickly. Custom homes could cost 5 times as much merely because of the time it takes and the need for air refills back and forth to earth.
Don't wait too long...If you miss the shuttle on this first phase you will have watch those eclipses and falling stars from boring old earth until phase two starts.
For your private reservation all you need is $5000.00 down and call me Travis Adams for your discreet contract. But keep it a secret if this deal gets out...well lets just keep it quiet.