I just wrote a post about Picasa 2, and in commenting back to one of the comments on it... Active Rain saw fit to ask me the question... "What does the graphic say." This used to be common about a year ago, and every once in awhile it still pops up.
Anyway... the "graphic word" was "pimenta."
This, of course, caused my demented but inquiring mind to wander...
Just what IS... a pimenta ? Is a pimenta a female pimento ?
And then... if there ARE both pimentos and pimentas... do they mate ?
And again... just following this along... if the pimento and the pimenta DO mate... what would you call their offspring ?
Would their boy babies be called "pimentinos" ? And their girl babies... would they be called "pimentinas" ?
This is serious. Right now, there could be thousands, if not millions of pimenti out there... without names or genders ! A new crisis has arisen. Forget health care. Forget "nuc-ya-ler" proliferation. Forget everything else. This needs to be adressed.
Now... let's all join hands... in a cyber-sorta way... close our eyes... and try to imagine their mating ritual. Do they dance ? Does the pimenta do provocative things to attract the pimento ? Or is she the aggressor ?
I guess I could go on and on about this... but I must remember that Active Rain is a public forum, and it would probably be best if I stop this particular train of thought... about pimenti mating rituals... right now.
I also guess most folks do not realize how impossible I find it... going through life... not knowing the answers to such burning questions as... "Is a pimenta a female pimento ?" Inquiring minds want to know. So do deranged minds, as can be seen from my questions.
Have a great evening everyone !
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