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LOL FRIDAY: Irish Viagra and Coffee

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Real Estate Agent with HomeStarr Realty RS143922A

 

IRISH VIAGRA              
LOL  FRIDAY: Irish Viagra and Coffee


An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on


reviving. Her husband's libido. “What about trying Viagra?” asked the doctor.
LOL FRIDAY: Irish Viagra and Coffee

“Not a chance”, she said. “He won't even take an aspirin.”


“Not a problem,” replied the doctor. “Give him an 'Irish Viagra’. Drop the Viagra

tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week

to let me know how things went.”


It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to

her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, “Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was

horrid! Just terrible, doctor!”


“Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.


“Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost

immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants

a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth

flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on
the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!”

“Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, “Do you mean the sex your husband

provided wasn't good?”



“Freakin' jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin'


here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!”

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Dave Roberts
Healdsburg Sotheby's International Realty - Healdsburg, CA

I usually see the punch line coming, but not this time. A great joke and safe for mixed company...well, my mixed company anyway.

Apr 15, 2010 04:54 PM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Dave..I am Happy you enjoyed it mixed..not shaken or stirred..lol

HELPFULHANNAH

Apr 15, 2010 05:04 PM
Patricia Kennedy
RLAH@properties - Washington, DC
Home in the Capital

Hey, Hannah!  You totally cracked me up with this one! 

Apr 16, 2010 12:53 AM
Tom Boos
Sine & Monaghan Realtors, Real Living - Grosse Pointe Farms, MI
Providing the very best of service to Sellers and

Very cute.  I'll be sharing this with all my Irish friends for sure.  Thanks for the chuckles.

Apr 16, 2010 04:06 AM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Rick..Laughing is great ..:0)thanks

Pat... Laughter is the best medicine..LOL

Tom..It was a Hoot ...share it please !

HelpfulHannah

 

Apr 16, 2010 04:16 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Hannah, if you try that sort of thing at the Star Bucks around here you would get your own table name after you.

Apr 16, 2010 07:33 AM
Elizabeth Bolton
RE/MAX Destiny Real Estate Cambridge, MA - Cambridge, MA
Cambridge MA Realtor

Hi Hannah ~ Good one!! The punch line's a killer.

Liz

Apr 16, 2010 02:23 PM
Ingrid Laine
Sun West Mortgage Company, Inc. - Virginia Beach, VA
Loan Officer

Nice one Hannah! Funny.. -Ingrid 

Apr 17, 2010 01:49 AM
Baker Home Inspection and Commercial Properties Inspections
Baker Residential and Commercial Properties Inspections - Springfield, VT
Home and Commercial Properties Inspections Vermont

Howdy and mornen to you Hannah

What a mighty fine hoot I got as I read this here blog post of yours.

Apr 17, 2010 07:06 PM
Andy Chaudoir
Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas - Georgetown, TX
Your Home Inspection Connection in Central Texas

Hello Hannah - Thanks for the laugh.  About half way through I saw the punchline coming.  Thanks again.

Apr 18, 2010 04:55 PM
Marchel Peterson
Results Realty - Spring, TX
Spring TX Real Estate E-Pro

Hannah, Thanks for the chuckle.  Unlike Andy I was not expecting the punchline.

Apr 24, 2010 03:02 PM
Kathryn Acciari
Central One Federal Credit Union - Shrewsbury, MA
Mortgage Loan Originator

Hannah, that is a good one!  Thanks for starting the weekend the right way.

Jul 09, 2010 01:51 AM